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    1. Doctor Dick

      FYI Peter! Spankmaster won't be around today :-( He's drilling some 'extra large holes' at his glory hole!! You need to try harder mate :-)

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      1. Spankmaster

        You got that wrong, Doc. I’ll be around to see you to drill some bloody holes into your head to release some of that overwhelming rubbish inside that you call a brain. After that, I’ll make the holes bigger so that you can get buggered by both all those animals you cater for and the huge knob on your forehead. And I do so hope that sawn off shotgun suppository will give you the peace and integrity you so richly deserve…

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          1. Spankmaster

            No, I don’t have a cucumber up my arse and never will. But I will come round and happily administer the sawn-off shotgun suppository to you, as you clearly are such a cowardly, fuckfaced sod who can’t even give yourself this bit of integrity and dignity. And remember to smile brightly when I pull the trigger, as you don’t want me to think you are an ingrate…

  1. Gadget

    I recognise that you all grew up watching ‘Friends’ and your sentimental attachment to Aniston cannot be overestimated. That said, she has now, and has always had a rubbish set of “banana boobs.” Without any clothing providing structure, her breasts sit too far apart, face away from each other, and come to an unpleasant upward point. Her fame and money do NOT make them acceptable tits. They are awful.

    And she’s got a big nose.

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    1. tito

      The fact that her nose isn't even her real nose, it used to be bigger. She divorced her mum and had no children—not that great a gal either.

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      1. Fame Whore

        She's the epitome of a modern-day feminist.

        Age 53, twice divorced, no children,

        and still acting like a teenager.

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