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    1. Spankmaster

      Hmmm, your experience in these matters clearly shows where you've been doing your research. No wonder you've been having so many dirty dreams, tsk, tsk...

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      1. Doctor Dick

        He meant to say

        'That woman’s vagina

        has seen more dick

        than a Spankmaster in a gay bathhouse

        in San Francisco’s Castro District.'

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        1. Spankmaster

          Seems like the angle grinder treatment needs to be stepped up several notches, as well as you needing to now be seriously fucked over by gay clown porn and bull queer elephants with severe dysentery problems. Now is not a good time to be you Doc, so have fun and grit your teeth with what you’re about to receive…

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  1. ayzeretta

    H.Graham has dated Adam Horovitz, Corey Feldman, Matt Dillon, Adam Ant, Kyle MacLachlan, James Woods, Jon Favreau, Elias Koteas, Stephen Hopkins, Edward Burns, Heath Ledger, Russell Crowe, Benicio Del Toro, Elijah Allman, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matthew Perry, Josh Lucas, Chris Weitz, Charles Ferri, Yaniv Raz, Scott Speedman, Jason Silva and Tommy Alastra.

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