The problem I have with her (apart from her eyes) is that she is too perfect. She's so perfect she isn't memorable. Except those eyes. They look like the tail lights of a 1960 Valiant. Eyes aside, she is a wonderful First Lady. She is supportive of the president, a wonderful mother and smart as a whip. She's also proud and grateful to be an American. She has no downsides.
She’s an immigrant and former escort. Sold that Poonany and posed nude on countless occasions. She’s proud to be an American, so she no longer has to sell her immigrant cunny. God Bless America!!!
She's a cheap fucking whore, and nothing more. She is a terrible mother, and she has no self-respect because if she did, she would have divorced Trump as soon as she found out he was fucking other women while she was pregnant, and after she had her anchor baby.
Wonderful First Lady of the Night! Leave it to Dirty Donnie to bring in the only First "Lady" to have done porn. Notice at the inauguration he didn’t actually kiss her. The MOST he gets is a hug, so he is FOR SURE banging prostitutes again at 130k a pop.
Wonky arse bolt-ons that look like some sort of DIY kit she ordered from a Tupperware knock-off maker and somehow managed to insert one of the bowls backwards. Trump is rich and successful, why was he never able to do better than Ivanka and Melania? They're not even first-rate Eastern bloc mail-order wives. Any random Russian, Ukrainian or Czech pornstar is a smoke show compared to Trump's wives.
There was a magazine that referred to her as "model and former prostitute Melania Knaus." When threatened with a lawsuit, the magazine issued an immediate retraction: "The [magazine] regrets the use of the term, 'former.'"
None of you haters can afford her, your jealousy shows. Yet you get behind someone like Kamala who fucked and sucked her way to the top, like most women up the ladder.
It's a tragedy that she hasn't better preserved her stunning appearance. At least we, the British public, still have Ivanka (to be fair, Melania is over a decade older than her, but she's also WEALTHY AS FUCK so doesn't really have any excuses), Ivanka's sister whose name I can't recall but whose marital bliss has her looking really damn good (you know, not sure that my opinion today would be unchanged but back when the affair was current news I thought Marla Maples was hotter than Ivana), and, above all, we have KAI TRUMP, America's princess. Beautiful girl. I first took note of her outside her grandmother's funeral, when her grimy-looking father shooed her away from Don Jr. and she compliantly scurried off. Didn't see her again until she popped up at the convention. I praise her beauty (beauty is apolitical) and thus celebrate her ascent as a public figure.
Me, and everyone else who bothered watching the egomaniacal fascist Donald Trump take the oath, would have taken more pleasure in seeing Kai than her dad or Uncle Eric. Melania was basically a nonentity due to her hat. Ivanka, who has continued to very successfully atone for her awful election night outfit, gave an absolutely BEAUTIFUL smile when the oath was completed.
Alright, Melania looked stunning at the Commander-in-Chief inaugural ball, no doubt. She looked really fantastic, the best she's looked in recent memory.
Tupperware called. Donny has ordered you to exchange your old bowls for larger ones. They'll be ready on Tuesday.
You must respect the First Golddigger at all times, cheap Eurotrash whore that she is.
Collaborator.
You reap what you sow.
I bet Elon has been in every one of her holes.
The problem I have with her (apart from her eyes) is that she is too perfect. She's so perfect she isn't memorable. Except those eyes. They look like the tail lights of a 1960 Valiant. Eyes aside, she is a wonderful First Lady. She is supportive of the president, a wonderful mother and smart as a whip. She's also proud and grateful to be an American. She has no downsides.
She’s an immigrant and former escort. Sold that Poonany and posed nude on countless occasions. She’s proud to be an American, so she no longer has to sell her immigrant cunny. God Bless America!!!
She's a cheap fucking whore, and nothing more. She is a terrible mother, and she has no self-respect because if she did, she would have divorced Trump as soon as she found out he was fucking other women while she was pregnant, and after she had her anchor baby.
Wonderful First Lady of the Night! Leave it to Dirty Donnie to bring in the only First "Lady" to have done porn. Notice at the inauguration he didn’t actually kiss her. The MOST he gets is a hug, so he is FOR SURE banging prostitutes again at 130k a pop.
There's nothing wrong with a '60 Valiant! She's perfection in every way!
World's most anticipated widow.
Wonky arse bolt-ons that look like some sort of DIY kit she ordered from a Tupperware knock-off maker and somehow managed to insert one of the bowls backwards. Trump is rich and successful, why was he never able to do better than Ivanka and Melania? They're not even first-rate Eastern bloc mail-order wives. Any random Russian, Ukrainian or Czech pornstar is a smoke show compared to Trump's wives.
This! It's almost comical how low his standards are for his mail order brides. He definitely went to the wrong countries for his Euro whores.
There was a magazine that referred to her as "model and former prostitute Melania Knaus." When threatened with a lawsuit, the magazine issued an immediate retraction: "The [magazine] regrets the use of the term, 'former.'"
TRUMP will be emperor of the world and there is nothing any of you can do about it. BEND THE KNEE OR SUFFER OUR WRATH
TODAY IS A GREAT DAY FOR AMERICA AND THE WORLD.
MELANIA LOOKS GREAT, AND KAMALA DOESN'T.
WATER IS WET.
BIDEN MAY HAVE PARDONED FAUCI AND ALL HIS OTHER HENCHMEN TO COVER HIS TRACKS, BUT JUSTICE WILL FIND THEM IN MANY FORMS.
DEPORTATIONS WILL BEGIN IMMEDIATELY, PACK YOUR BAGS YOU THIEVING ILLEGALS.
JOY TO THE WORLD, DEMOCRACY IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE TRANS COMMUNITY, THEY WILL GET ALL THE PSYCHIATRIC HELP THEY NEED UNDER MY WATCH.
BOTH SEXES, MEN AND WOMEN, WILL HAVE THEIR RIGHTS PROTECTED.
TIK-TOK FOR ALL!
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST ALREADY, PEACE IN UKRAINE VERY SOON.
TODAY IS A GREAT DAY.
^^^^^^
As the homeboys say: “Negro Please” !!!!
Only came here for the comments. Fuck the pictures.
You tossers didn't let me down. Fucking inbreds.
P.S. Kisses
None of you haters can afford her, your jealousy shows. Yet you get behind someone like Kamala who fucked and sucked her way to the top, like most women up the ladder.
It's a tragedy that she hasn't better preserved her stunning appearance. At least we, the British public, still have Ivanka (to be fair, Melania is over a decade older than her, but she's also WEALTHY AS FUCK so doesn't really have any excuses), Ivanka's sister whose name I can't recall but whose marital bliss has her looking really damn good (you know, not sure that my opinion today would be unchanged but back when the affair was current news I thought Marla Maples was hotter than Ivana), and, above all, we have KAI TRUMP, America's princess. Beautiful girl. I first took note of her outside her grandmother's funeral, when her grimy-looking father shooed her away from Don Jr. and she compliantly scurried off. Didn't see her again until she popped up at the convention. I praise her beauty (beauty is apolitical) and thus celebrate her ascent as a public figure.
All hail PRESIDENT MUSK....gawd help us all.
If d. tRUMP is the 1st lady what does it make this plastic twat?
I want to smell her
Me, and everyone else who bothered watching the egomaniacal fascist Donald Trump take the oath, would have taken more pleasure in seeing Kai than her dad or Uncle Eric. Melania was basically a nonentity due to her hat. Ivanka, who has continued to very successfully atone for her awful election night outfit, gave an absolutely BEAUTIFUL smile when the oath was completed.
Alright, Melania looked stunning at the Commander-in-Chief inaugural ball, no doubt. She looked really fantastic, the best she's looked in recent memory.
She knows her contract is almost up.
So nice to see the adults are back in the White House
I'm enjoying his term so far, and the Trump women are outstanding!!!!