“Baywatch” actress Alicia Arden goes to a tanning salon in a yellow micro bikini and has a small wardrobe malfunction, 09/11/2018.
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Attention seeking horse for a face... gross! What kind of woman bends over like that in a bikini! Hahahha
Retard^
The only thing I don't understand is why we don't see Spanky inserting his rectal zygmoidascope in the bending over shots?
He’s too busy busting a nut over Maitland Ward's new video. Give him a few days, he’ll recover.
Thank you Dr Nigel. I shall have to investigate the mentioned video. Maitland is doing some great 'work' at the moment.
Also Doc, what's the advice on large swollen testicles?
He was round at mine, James. Mrs C had a cucumber stuck which we couldn’t get out, so Spanky called round and very kindly opened her up whilst I used my industrial mole grips to free it. Big thanks to Spanky for his help - he saved another rather embarrassing trip to A&E.
Yes, it's all true. In fact, I must add that I sadly missed the opportunity then and there to make the most of my magic wand. But it's alright, because once I had serviced both James and Jeremy, I got this woman on the sly. At first she resisted and said some things about sending me to court, but once I got about 5 feet of length up her date locker, the smile on her face spoke volumes about life, love, religion, gassed hamsters, being abducted by aliens and so on. She now wants my services on a daily basis and even gives me fresh preserves as a welcoming gift. It's amazing the amount of joy I have actually brought to people...
You’re a braver man than me, Spanky. Full respect to you.
Well, JC, I am to please. I'll have to send you some of the preserves she gave me. They are quite nice and tasty...
Hey Spanky, did you find my set of keys? I didn’t want to ask her, but as you were up there anyway.
And Spanky, thanks for the other night with me and JC. You came highly recommended by Mrs C. When you get the photos back, be sure to let me have one of both myself and JC, you know, for the album.
Hey JC, and he didn't use his rectal zygmoidascope, has he been drinking too much urine?
As for Mrs C, I had a bottle of ketchup stuck up my arse for two days, didn't think of the mole grips. On the plus side, I'm now far more intimate with next door's dog.
By the way, I've got a cheap bottle of tomato/brown ketchup if you're interested.
How much do you want for it, James? Running low on brown.
JC, well it certainly does look brown. As the dog's teeth really bit in to 'drag' it out. It's yours mate.
I have some mustard, but I'm not sure you want to know where it came from. Oh and James, I found the car keys (that was an 'uphill' battle), but they are all rusted now for obvious reasons. When I return them tonight with the donkey, I suggest you put some WD40 (on them and her) so that your turning in the key lock becomes so much easier...
Look at that. James may comment and then Jeremy. It's like you guys are linked at a quantum level or you are just the same loser.
Sinsy, I strongly suggest you come around to the bedroom window some night soon and see us in action. I'll even give you free popcorn and a ride on my rectal zygmoidascope, while you get a good understanding of who's who and what's what. Then perhaps you'll see us for what we really are...and then fully implode your mind...
Because he is too busy inserting his rectal zygmoidascope into your mum
"In" your mum, welly. "In"!
I would bang-fuck her cunt flaps so hard they'd have to make her a special travelling stool just to make sure not to slip over it.
Mature hottie
Fame fled her quicker than her waistline.
For those complaining, we could get Lisa Appleton pics... so be careful.
Very well said, effy! No one wants that!
Hey JC, I think we need to prefix that with 'almost no-one'.
Are you saying you have never wanted to 'rut' in the forest with a giant pig-like beast, as it roots for acorns and rolls in mud?
Of course, you're quite right again, James. Hamster loves pigs. Lisa is right up his street.
But I don't consider Hamster to be human... so technically I was right to say "no-one." If I'd have said "nothing," then of course I'd have been grammatically incorrect.
Having said that, I think there have been more than enough grammar lessons today, haven't you? What with all the lengthy posts from our colonial cousins which don't make any sense. I swear I had to read some of them ten times before I started to understand that they weren't very amused by this site. (God knows what they're doing here under the circumstances, but hey-ho - there's nowt stranger than folk).
You're so right JC, when it comes to grammar there's only one person to ask - Amanda / Ricky / Johnny.
You think colonial, rather than Extra-Terrestrial, and oddly enough Extra-Testicle. Funny how they always come in pairs.
I'm thinking Spanky has gone a little quiet. I'm always a little concerned he'll wedge that rectal zygmoidascope, and go in after it.
She's so famous she doesn't even have a Wikipedia entry. *eye roll*
Hahahahahahahaha! This woman is pathetic
Somebody tell grandma to put her clothes back on.
Guys, I discovered that this hottie has an account on the popular dating website - sensualchicks.com/profile/secretgoddess