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  1. Hanzo the Razor

    I once had explosive diarrhoea while out eating with friends. I managed to make it to the restroom, but shat my trousers while getting into a cubicle. It continued all over the floor of the cubicle and the seat of the toilet. I was able to clean my shitty arse, but I left my disgusting underwear on the toilet seat. Before thoroughly cleaning my hands, I left the message "LIFE IS SHIT" on the toilet mirror, using my own faeces.

    Thoughts?

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