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      1. Spankmaster

        Since when do you like women, Dockie? These days, you’re usually getting your arse assaulted sideways by Rolf’s wobble board and didgeridoo. Just remember to stay more than a mile away from me, as your pommie bastard reputation of smelling horrifically and revoltingly has really annoyed so many people. Talk about really fucking yourself over…

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        1. Doctor Dick

          Ah so. Spankmaster man, he doesn't have sex with giant panda. He's not a marsupial. He doesn't want Australia's cock up his arse :-( Fuck off with your boomerang from civilised Oriental ladies :-(

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          1. Spunkmaster

            Before you insult, did you realise the right way to use a boomerang is for stimulating the P-spot? Though I usually prefer the batarang instead

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