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  1. peter dobson

    So a boob-slip, huh? Now all that's left is a pussy-slip (I know she showed it stepping out of a car) and her life is complete. So check into a sanatorium for the insane and we hope never to hear from you again.

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      1. Spankmaster

        Dockie, you’re talking absolute fucking rubbish as usual, which just proves that with you being so fucked up and over by the rubbish that you live in, it’s no wonder that you get turned on by so much abuse, just like me telling you to fuck off and die. That being said, Peter my friend, I must agree entirely with you, only to add that given what this cheap biaitch whore is currently doing, it’s no wonder that she is in need of an extended stay at the sanitarium, complete with high voltage electroconvulsive shock treatment and water torture applications, just to get her back to normal. There we are, problem solved…

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  2. Get Naked Already Britney

    She's worth millions of pounds, and yet she uses a camera with the visual quality of a potato.

    If we ever do get naked pics, they'll be blurry as hell.

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  3. Father Coldfinger

    Dear lord, she really is the worst bloody dancer ever. She moves with the skill of a 6-year-old trying to dance like their idol on TikTok. It's not very adorable when the subject is 41 years old, it's just depressing and weird. Just get to the bloody STRIPPING that you clearly want so badly, psycho bitch, the bar for dancing chops is a lot lower there, and we need to see your assets before they rot away.

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      1. Spankmaster

        Obviously Father Coldfinger’s nuns don’t put out as much as they used to. I think, Padre, you need to start perving on Salma. She’s more seasoned and much better preserved. You’ll thank me for this blessing…

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  4. Rishi Nutsak

    Define "accident." Was the accidental part flopping it out or uploading it or not using a very good camera?

    I'm fairly sure Britney probably does read this page (and any others she either posts or anonymously emails videos of herself in a state of undress to) as she is an exhibitionist and enjoys the thought of many men tugging off to her. She might even enjoy the negative comments as well, that is some people's kink too. I'm not too keen on her look (dye your hair black, red or electric blue, Britney, that would help), personally but I do applaud her confidence and exhibitionism. Not wanting to come across as a white knight but if I could get real for a second she has come out remarkably well from all the shite she has had to go through, all things considered.

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  5. Spankmaster

    Christ Almighty! Hasn’t the old folks' home had enough of her antics when she turns up at their establishment to perform like this? It’s gone from downright embarrassing to extremely nauseating. Give her all that sanitarium treatment I mentioned earlier and it might just make her a decent person again. Disney has a bloody lot to answer for..,

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    1. Spankmaster

      Just to add, what is it with these women like Britney Speared and Denise Rooted (Richards) that makes them believe that no matter how much worthless plastic surgery they've had, they still expect us and everyone else to treat them as if they're still in their teens or twenties? It's abundantly clear they've aged terribly, and even after hitting THE WALL several times and emerging looking like a squashed tomato, we still have to endure their faces. Please accept your age and make your way to the nearest home for D-list and lower celebrities. We would appreciate the favour...

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  6. Hanzo the Razor

    Draft her in your "Dead Pool" before her value drops any further.

    I recently scored a lot of points with druggie Matthew Perry! Cara Delevingne is another decent long shot, but I don't recommend Elliot Page.
    Trans people usually have very low value because everyone know about their short life expectancy.

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