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  1. Like a seizure

    Two thumbs up. I'm not giving approval, I'm just remembering the way Elaine dances on Seinfeld because this is that.

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  2. Doctor Dick

    Sexy As Fuck. Coincidentally "baby one more time" is what Spankmaster sings to Peter Dobson during a 'sleepover' :-(

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    1. Spankmaster

      Just because your mother, Danniella Westbrook, no longer wants to arse assault you with her huge black strap-on is no reason for you, Dockie, to take it out on me or Peter. Just have the steamroller experience and get over it…

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  3. Disgruntled Werewolf

    Can't she afford a decent fucking camera? I had a camera 20 years ago that took better quality video and still pics than whatever the fuck she is using.

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  4. 300 lbs ballerina

    Is it normal to have a fully decorated Christmas tree in October wherever the bloody hell she lives? Or is it just another part of her fucked-in-the-head package?

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    1. Spankmaster

      Just be thankful it’s Xmas and not Halloween that she’s celebrating, despite her being truly bloody horrific and frightening, especially with her dance routines. Trick all round for her ‘efforts’ that deserve a good egging and shit throwing. We must uphold the festivities…

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  5. Kunt and the Gang

    We need a "death clock" website set up for this clearly deranged loony.

    Or at the very least, a "Is Britney Spears Dead?" site, similar to the Abe Vigoda one.

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    1. Spankmaster

      More like a Deadpool betting forum for her being the most likely odds-on favourite. And I’m sure Ryan Reynolds wouldn’t mind helping her to shuffle off her mortal coil. Even he wouldn’t mind killing her in a grotesque fashion…

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  6. Father Coldfinger

    She looks like one of those braindead, sedated, dead-eyed "We're not pornstars anymore!" trash whores who tried to peddle stuff in those SNL infomercials with Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong. And speaking of SNL, it looks like she bought her interior from Mike's Marbleopolis ("Ya gotta get yerself some MARBLE COLUMNS!") in another sketch with Armisen & Scarlett Johansson.

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    1. Spankmaster

      I agree entirely, only to add that this crazy biaitch will end up messing up her life the same way as Whitney Houston. Send for the autopsy technicians now…

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      1. Fudgepecker

        No, we can't have her first non-covered topless pics be her autopsy photos. We can't fap to a big Y-shaped incision sewn back up with baseball stitches. And when I say "we" I mean the majority who aren't Hannibal Lecter wannabes.

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        1. Spankmaster

          Don’t forget, Jimmy Saville did the same thing with his dead mother. On second thoughts, let’s not go there…

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  7. Chester

    Britney isn't a drug addict. She's not an alcoholic and I'm not sure she's unhappy. She's not going to "off" herself............She's mentally ill. Significantly mentally ill. If she took meds she'd probably be quieter, and less flamboyant but I'm not sure she'd be happier. Fortunately if you're a little mentally ill you can be "fixed" {to a degree} by meds or by strictly managing your lifestyle. If you're significantly mentally ill it is much more difficult and the "Yellow Brick Road" is probably unattainable.

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  8. Severin

    Her arse is looking nice, but frankly these vids from her tend to be a bit depressing. I've been a fan of hers from the beginning. Saw her, without shame, in concert multiple times despite my age. Saw her in Vegas. Though I'd still fuck her in a heartbeat, consuming her body like a sexual cannibal, I always look at these videos and wonder what the fuck it is I'm seeing.

    #FreePalestine
    #IStandWithRussia

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    1. Big Mick

      Severin
      I admire your honesty but you're obviously a closet faggot who has wanted to be Britney Spears for years, and you will when Spankmaster hits you one more time. Spankmaster can only hide his inner faggot by pretending to hate her.

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