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  1. Spankmaster

    Lpook dear, you are obviously rich enough to buy underwear, so please get yourself a bra and wear it before your two best friends are hanging below your elbows. It doesn't hurt to be a bit self-conscious...

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    1. James Fucking May

      Hey 'Spankster' - I've got a couple of bin bags full of XXXL used bras and knickers I managed to 'liberate' (sniff sniff) from the washing lines down our street. Maybe West Coast (wtf) would like it if you popped round with a couple and your trusted rectal zygmoidascope!

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    2. James Fucking May

      PPS Spankster - the second rule of Top Gear is - never criticise a girl expressing her inner slut. It's like 'Oi West Coast, those jeans need to be cut down and right up your arse crack.'

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  2. Spankmaster

    James, you are such a gentleman in being so kind and thoughtful to this woman's needs. I dare say she will see the light and soon join us in our night-time performances. Anything to fully enhance her true tramp and slut within nature on a fashion level will undoubtedly win you an Academy Award for best costume design in our endeavours...

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