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    1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

      Sorry to tell you, mate... I'm fat and she wouldn't let me fuck her.

      She did suck my cock though - decent deep throat skills so not all was lost. I came right in her throat - she didn't need any lunch after that, so I also got to keep my sausage rolls all to myself. Win / win!

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        1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

          I’m sure she’d be delighted.

          James, Hamster and I made her air-tight so she’s definitely up for fun with the boys!

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    1. pboi

      and I'm sure she hates you just as much. besides, why hate her? you'll never have a chance with her anyway...oh...nevermind

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  1. Severin

    Unless that chap has a micro-penis, he must have had a hell of a time concealing his erection in those shorts. Would Emily even be offended at this point? Surely she must be used to that sort of thing by now.

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