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  1. GHUA

    Who'd you rather?

    Genuinely I'd choose the Scarecrow but the bag of straw is rich as hell. It's a real humdinger

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    1. RelentlessOnanism

      Kendall's prettier but Emily's body is insane. In an ideal world I would nail them both at the same time…but I readily concede that is an unlikely scenario.

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  2. Captain Clambake

    I had no idea Kendall was that tall, or that Emily was that short.

    If this was a "fuck, marry, kill" scenario, I'd marry Emily, fuck Kendall, then kill her awful family.

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    1. Fuck face

      I'd definitely hit Kendall. She's the only hot and pretty one in her family. Emily would be worth one fuck, but I don't like her at all. Both are famous without knowing why...

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      1. Eww

        You were born without anyone knowing why. Your two gay dads were shocked when one of them pooped you out. Nobody knows why a bloody piece of shit like you would dare talk about a bloody MODEL, but here we are. If you think ANYONE, ANYWHERE, likes you, even a little bit...please know that NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU BLOODY RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT!

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