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  1. The Voice Of Reason

    Nice gams...except for those knees but, when you're on 'em enough, that's what happens (right Harvey?)

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  2. Pyrite

    Once, while baking a cake, I accidentally fell onto an electronic whisk, ass first. It was turned on at the time. I was unable to pull it back out for several hours. It caused me to cum twice.

    The cake was a Victoria Sponge. It was nice.

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  3. Name

    She looks like a heroin addict. Good lord woman, eat a damn meal. Believe me, eating food in moderation won't kill you, even though you already look dead.

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