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  1. Facts

    I love Halloween; it gives the girls a chance to dress like sluts but not feel like them because it's a costume. Jokes on you ladies, you're all sluts, you're just in denial.

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      1. Spankmaster

        Christ Almighty, I do hope she isn't Britney Spears she's imitating for Halloween, although ironically I couldn't think of anyone more frightening except perhaps Russell Brand being arse fucked by Dockie Dick. Still, Jessica doesn't need to lower herself down to that standard...

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        1. Doctor Dick

          Britney is indeed Spankmaster's style icon. In an Australian take on the Britney saga, Spankmaster likes to let Jason Donovan fuck him up his Britney arse.

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          1. Big Mick

            Dockie,

            There is no point in being jealous of Jessica Alba, we see how you tried to copy Brittany and ended up being called a trans cock whore, the pictures speak for themselves.

            You obviously want J Donovan to pound you as Russel watches, faggots

          2. Spankmaster

            Thanks, Big Mick. You have nailed it where Dockie, the faggot's faggot, is concerned. Here's no hoping he and Russell Brand will fuck each other to death as soon as possible. I live in great hope of this...

          3. Spankmaster

            Jessica Alves, assuming this is who you really are, you might be lucky for me to waste my good urine if you ever caught on fire and I had to piss on you to put out the flames. That said, go join the threesome with Dockie and Russell Brand, as you'll finally be the closest they've ever had to a woman who actually wants to fuck them, while you all fuck yourselves to death. So play nice now...

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