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  1. Dick

    1. You mean like Catholicism, Protestantism, Judaism, etc? Then I agree.
    2. Donald Trump is one of the most degenerate men ever to hold the office of president. To deny that is simply to deny reality. Grab me by the pussy!

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    1. Troy

      Haha. Whining about someone saying he grabbed women by the pussy while jerking off on a porn site. hahahaha. Fucking faggot ass hypocrite.

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      1. Bob muller

        He’s not exactly a hypocrite and you're a fucking idiot if you think wanking over some shitty pictures is the same as sexual assault just because you're some fat hillbilly who thinks the non-white male world is out to get you and all your money and orange-faced fuckwit is the only one to defend you. Get ready for a fucking shock. Also, how come some barely porn website for celebrity news is so fucking political and toxic? I mean Jesus fucking Allah damn idol, curiosity at a celeb's tits drags you into this shit. I mean FUCK Trump. HOW? He's everywhere. WHAT THE FUCK is happening in the latest episode of Black Mirror, also known as fucking reality?

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    2. klawicki

      Dick... just realise that you will die all alone. Most likely by your own hand.

      Sorry you only have 4 weeks of food stamps left, but that was going to get cut off even if Hillary was prime minister. It was never meant to be a career.

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  2. Doug

    I wonder what KP means when she says wine pairings. Does she mean that doing the worm in the hotel hallway is entirely a consequence of drinking wine?

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  3. Spankmaster

    Praying the gay away and yet, happy to lick the carpet clean. Ah well, at least as she does this, she won't notice me coming up behind her. Or coming in her, for that matter...

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    1. jenni

      At least you haven't realised how stupid and childish this sounded as you tried to act like a macho man, like other children. And by the way, aside from the nonsense you said, it's obvious you should mind your own business.

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  4. okay

    And please, it's sad when people come only to criticise a person who actually is a hard worker and humble, while a few children, I assume, don't have an occupation and waste time here talking nonsense that makes no sense about a true person. So jealousy is not a virtue, and it would be better to mind your own business, guys, generation of nowadays.

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    1. Spankmaster

      Get up on the wrong side of licking the toilet bowl clean, did we love? I'm entitled to make my comments, especially as Katy did say that she was going to pray the gay away, failed in doing so and now looks like a hot militant dyke, clearly unashamed in flaunting herself however she sees fit. I'm all for female empowerment like this as she clearly wants people to look at her sexiness and comment on it, which is exactly what I'm doing. That being said, I hope you have a nice fuck on the horse you rode in on before you fuck off entirely up your arse. And I like traffic lights...

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      1. okay

        Got up on the wrong side of licking the toilet bowl clean, did we love? You’ve missed the point, dear man. If there’s no genuine admiration or love, don’t trouble yourself to type a comment. No offence, but Katy never said she was going to pray the gay way, so it was just another baseless affirmation without arguments or mature statements. Also, don’t bring female empowerment into this conversation if you haven’t realised these things: 1. If there’s no genuine admiration or love, don’t trouble yourself to type a comment. 2. Katy never said she was going to pray the gay way. 3. Saving some manners won’t hurt your pride. That said, I wish you a good summer and sunny days.

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      2. okay

        And also, as you said above, dear friend, for the love of traffic lights, may you have a peaceful and romantic evening alongside the one you love, e.g., your girlfriend. Peace, mate... :)

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        1. Spankmaster

          For your information, Ms Katy Perry did say she was going to pray the gay away and it was as a result of what she did with that song of hers called I Kissed A Girl. I am in fact quite happy to give you the detailed facts of the case, but as you are so arrogantly hyped up on your own self-importance in telling me that I don't know what I am talking about and you somehow do, then anything I say will only go in one of your ears and then come out your nose, given your snobbish and hoity-toity nature to only look down on people like me who just want to air their views without feeling like they are committing a federal offence. And yes, I do like traffic lights because at least they are more entertaining than listening to your rubbish. And in closing, in the immortal words of Doris Day, che sera sera...

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          1. okay

            And maybe you were confused at that moment when you spoke so arrogantly and hyped yourself up, because I'm exactly the opposite of what you said. I'm actually a humble person, but certainly you just came up with such assertions about some people that you know nothing about :) No offence, and also about the song "I Kissed A Girl" — it's a good vibe for her album, it doesn't mean that she's actually into this girl-to-girl love, dear man. But as I said above, it was your point of view and your opinions, so I'm not going to start criticising yours. Everyone has their own opinions and ways of being, so as a result, everyone is different, but we are humans at the end of the day, so I understood your opinions about that music record. Now peace, my friend, and I wish you good days :)

          2. okay

            And as a closing, I never put any kind of pride above humanity, and I always try to improve it. I guess everybody may try to improve their ways, trying to keep a bit of humbleness if you know what I mean, but it's okay my friend. As another proof of that, what I talked about is the truth. I can say that, my friend. Dare you good summer days :)

          3. okay

            Sorry, I wrote quickly and made some mistakes because I was writing this from a notebook and wasn’t at home at the time. And to conclude, I never put any kind of pride above humanity, and I always try to improve it. I suppose everyone might try to improve their ways while keeping a bit of humility, if you know what I mean. Wishing you good summer days :)

  5. baby

    And nobody invited me to that conversation, guys... But I want to say that that song 'I Kissed A Girl' made me remember the good old days of that album release!!!

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  6. Spankmaster

    I will not be stopped from making my comments, regardless of how much rubbish I get from people on this web who want to spout all sorts of anal moonbeam and flowery nonsense about Katy being here for just entertainment value and in no way being sexy with her clearly bisexual dyke look in wanting to torment both sexes. All people here who want to spout humbleness are so full of rubbish (and yes, that includes me) because being on this website declaring your thoughts and feelings is so far from being humble given that there is no modesty involved. One day, those who tried pathetically to vilify me will understand this and then shut the fuck up for the sake of not whinging about their sad lot in life and making everybody else guilty for their faults, thereby elucidating a strong sense of schadenfreude that will get them nowhere except a cheap thrill in keeping their hand warm.

    And yes, I still like traffic lights...

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    1. okay

      And it's all good, nobody has anything against you as long as you wake up to realise that if you had kept a bit of respect when typing your comments, everything would be perfect, dear man... Some of your comments were really inappropriate, for example, one comment you wrote: "Praying the gay away and yet, happy to lick the carpet clean. Ah well, at least as she does this, she won’t notice me coming up behind her. Or coming in her, for that matter…" As long as you realise to keep a little, little, little, little, little bit of decency, everything would be much better. As I said, I'm an old man too but I never wrote such negative comments and if I'm not pretty sure about something, I just don't type anything when that's the case, my man... Wishing you good days...!

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  7. Spankmaster

    Okay (which you clearly aren't), I deliberately wrote those comments so that someone like you would be up in arms about them because the nature of making these comments on this particular website is to either comment on the obvious or to annoy others. The sad fact is that you clearly have no sense of humour other than to nitpick people for their comments and try your best to convert them over to your side, which is to obviously subjugate them to an emasculated upbringing of women in power that's no better than the patriarchal society that we already have. That all being said, I personally believe the only other reason you answer my comments is because you actually fancy me and you want to bear my children, especially as I am bothering to stand up to you. Well, thanks for the offer, but I'm not that desperate, nor would I ever sully what few beliefs I have for a cheap piece of meat. My advice is that you get an electric powered dildo and set it to stun, as you hold onto the reins and stay that way until it sends you legless.

    Spankmaster has spoken...

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    1. okay

      The only reason I wrote that reply was to make you understand my point of view. I was genuinely decent in respecting your opinion, but the only truth is that you can't make such statements about me when you don't know anything about someone. And yes, whether you believe it or not, I'm more humble than some of you would ever think about that virtue. I'm not trying to convert you, but actually to make you see that a smile is a good thing—I appreciate it. But the next thing is to learn how to make a decent, good joke as a mature human when it comes to women. So now, instead of realising what I said was right, you've acted a little grumpy. Anyway, advice is good when someone asks for it, and in our conversation, I didn't ask for any advice. Besides that, peace and enjoy your day. ;)

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      1. Spankmaster

        Okay, thanks for the offer, but I am fine the way I am. Furthermore, for your information, I am not grumpy as you so ill informed announced through an extreme facade of your humbleness, but realistic of my surroundings and quite happy to continue on with my comments, despite your supposedly endearing ways of being so obsessed with your importance and my masculinity to stand up to you. Perhaps one day you will understand what it is to be open minded about anything at all, but until that day arrives, I wish you peace and joy with whichever drug you take. I suggest some LSD, as that will provide you with whatever necessary anal moonbeams and rainbows you need to get through life.

        And yes, I still like traffic lights...

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        1. Okay

          Please man, as I said you can tell me nothing about my persona as long as you don't know anything about this woman that wrote you this. You actually have the urge to say facades? At my 50 years old believe it or not I never had to use such means because real people know that I'm a humble and simple person. I believe you one of them good people besides you refuse to agree at my statements. As I said even if you believe or not I’m more humble than you've expect but as long as you don't know anything about a person there's a nonsense to make affirmations about somebody that typed you this so dear man try to stop denigrate, deny or make any statements at my persona. When I said grumpy it was a joke only to show you how does it feels when somebody makes such inappropriate jokes about a person... And my social experiment worked, but as I said my intentions were positive as I said above, remember? And that's another proof I'm good to you even after you made that statement : '' with whichever drug you take. I suggest some LSD, as that will provide you with whatever necessary anal moonbeams and rainbows you need to get through life '' said Spankmaster, for your information I'm not into such desires and I don't need such things to make me happy otherwise if you thought on such things that's your business but let's say I can vote for your little joke as long as that's gonna make you happy? Right? Now, closing this as friends cause man at the end of the day we are human that's the truth so peace and yes definitely dare you sunny days ! :)

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  8. Okay

    And hopefully you realise I'm not sarcastic and only honest when I wrote my point of view, have fun on your comments enjoy your day!

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  9. Spankmaster

    I will have fun with my comments. And right now, my biggest fun will be telling you to fuck off and get a life. Trust me when I say I'm not being grumpy about this, it has put a smile on my face and yes, it does give my life some meaning.

    I also hope my prescription of LSD for you has worked wonders for your mind in sending you off a very high ledge. Take the trip and enjoy the ride down...

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  10. Okay

    And first, don’t come with teenage words like 'fuck off' now :) As I said above, it seems you were a little lazy not reading everything I said above, but it’s up to you. As long as there’s a little bit of decency in your daily jokes, if that’s what makes you happiest, mate, I wish you the best with your daily activity on this website and literally and realistically dare you good and peace. Enjoy the summer days!

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  11. Okay

    Also, we all as individuals as humans have a life, dear man. Maybe you didn't realise that I never get mad because of your jokes, but actually, I've made a little social experiment waiting to see your reactions and hope this conversation didn't disturb you so much... Thank you! And yes, if such a daily activity on this website makes you happy, then I wish you good luck with this and definitely dare you the best... and peace, enjoy the summer days!

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  12. Spankmaster

    Okay, what part of my words don't you actually understand? I will now put this into words that you should clearly comprehend:

    1) You are a major pain in the arse to everyone on this website with your hippy bollocks going nowhere except to highlight that you haven't given everyone enough of a totally useless moral compass, which is not needed here.
    2) You don't understand the primordial concept or basis of this website where we are entitled and expected to make my kind of comments about the stars pictured here, whether they be for good or bad; and
    3) I think I speak for everyone else in telling you to fuck off, disappear up your arse and to never come back, especially with your comments, as we just want to get on with our lives on this website with a bit of harmless, indecent fun.

    Failing that, and to do a total reversal of your anal based moonbeam and rainbow thought inflicted happy crap of peace and enjoy the summer days, please, pretty please just eat shit and die. And also don't forget to lick the toilet bowl clean, especially after I have used it.

    And yes, I still like traffic lights...

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  13. Okay

    And one last thing for your happiness: I could easily leave this website. Would that make you feel more secure? Oh man, I could do this only as another proof of my tolerant attitude. As I said, I have only love to share, so if that’s for your happiness, I have better things to do than browsing this web. So good luck with your activity on this web, enjoy the traffic lights and the sunny days!

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    1. Spankmaster

      Excuse me, but when you start preaching at your level about a spiritual reaffirmation of some rubbish that no one needs, then yes, as I am the only one to stand up to your totally unrealistic slant on life, then I will speak for everyone and I am certain that those who can't be bothered won't mind me doing it for them. Let me assure you, you are a pain in the arse, you're unwanted and your pointless existence on this website won't be missed.
      And it doesn't take a genius, spiritual affirmations or otherwise, to realise that telling you to fuck off should get me the Nobel peace prize simply because that's a reality we will happily live with, peaceful sunny days and hope or not.

      And yes, I still like traffic lights, because at least they are more intelligent than you...

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      1. Okay

        Excuse me, but what was unrealistic about life was exactly what came from your reply. Acting grumpy and calling the statements of a good man rubbish, does that make you the clever one? The more you criticise someone, the more you reveal your limited knowledge when it comes to humanity. And don’t think for a moment that anyone will miss these toxic, immature, ironic comments from some of the people on this website. The only difference you failed to notice is that my statements were humble, coming straight from a man based on his own life experience. Keep a bit of dignity for yourself and others, and don’t come at me or others with 'get the fuck off' unless you know what it takes to walk in someone’s shoes. And I don’t need a Nobel Prize to prove that even the traffic lights know I’m right ;)

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      2. Okay

        Excuse me, but what was unrealistic about life exactly came from your reply. Acting grumpy and calling the statements of a good man rubbish—does that make you the intelligent one? The more you criticise somebody, the more you show your limited knowledge when it comes to humanity. And don’t think for a second that anyone will miss the toxic, immature, ironic comments from this website’s users. The only difference you failed to notice is that my statements were humble, coming straight from a man based on my own life experience. Keep a bit of dignity for yourself and others, and don’t come at me or others with 'get the fuck off' unless you know what it takes to walk in someone else's shoes. And I don’t need a Nobel Prize to prove that even the traffic lights know I’m right.

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      3. Okay

        Peace dear, Spanky :) Don't criticise others and enjoy the little things in life like these summer days.

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  14. Okay

    Don't worry if that's going to make you a better man, I'm off this website, so have fun alongside the smart ones browsing and type your remarkable comments ;) :)

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    1. Spankmaster

      Good. Please fuck off oh so nicely and go to wherever you want to spout your horseshit to someone who cares. I dare say there will be very few, but you might luckily enrapture someone who doesn't mind being brainwashed by your anal moonbeam and rainbow claptrap. I have no shame and every amount of pride in declaring myself a devout atheist, so as a parting shot to your departure, please note that atheism has a great deal more substance and believability to it than the incredibly farcical notions of God, religion and anything else that coerces blind faith to the point of extreme subservience. Let's keep our minds free and intact of pure, decent, worthwhile thoughts.

      That all being said, I'd still like to do a shitload of evil things to Katy because she's so hot, even as a dyke looking bisexual, so stand back please, we have lift off...

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        1. Daniela

          Hopefully Spunkboy is going to find that serenity, no offence, we dare you the best... but first things first, understand what compassion is. Goodbye.

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  15. Okay

    The only brainwashing is based on those comments and their facades as jokes designed by the one and only Spankmaster himself, and I'm quite sure the clever ones can easily see that. It's not about a specific religion to know Dear God, believe it or not, the Lord loves every human, so sooner or later everyone at some point in their lives will see God. Also, even you dear man, one day in your life you will understand that. Until then, as I said, peace and good luck browsing and typing your remarkable comments.

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  16. Okay

    The only brainwashing is based on those comments and their facades as jokes designed by the one and only Spankmaster himself, and I'm quite sure the clever ones can easily see that. It's not about a specific religion to know Dear God, believe it or not, the Lord loves every human, so sooner or later everyone at some point in their lives will see God. Also, even you dear man, one day in your life you will understand that. Until then, as I said, peace and good luck browsing and typing your remarkable comments ;) :)

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