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  1. Truth

    I would never so much as touch a Kardashian with a ten-foot pole - for otherwise I would obviously have to burn myself alive.

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        1. Big Mick

          I would be afraid she might smother herself by mistake with the towel, the daft bimbo. She has plenty of security to help her just in case.

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  2. Spankmaster

    Put it simply, she is flaunting her money maker to ensure she always has clients when she returns to the meth-addicted ghetto street corner gutter. All it takes to service her is to give her a half-filled bottle of turpentine or methylated spirits. After that, her passions will be incredibly cheap, nasty, and disease-ridden…

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    1. Doctor Dick

      Greetings. You and she have much in common. FYI The Spankmaster moneymaker does not look this good! Unless you are Big Mick :-(

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      1. LOL

        You lot need a better hobby, like what I do.
        The amount of money I make in just one hour down at the local gay bar, "manning" the Glory Hole is eye-watering.

        The state of my arse afterwards is also rather eye-watering, but I can buy all the baby lotion I need.
        Think about it, lads.
        I've made loads of friends this way.

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        1. Russell Brand

          Thank you LOL. I would just like to clear a few things up. Firstly, Spankmaster has a lot of friends. Secondly, Doctor Dick is not my type. Too heterosexual with a massive organ. Thirdly, thank you Spankmaster and Big Mick for last night. Never have I had my cock sucked nor fucked such faggot arseholes in all my arsefucking days. You guys are the best faggots ever. Thank you to you again and to all my fans.

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