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    1. Spankmaster

      Take a shitload of penicillin afterwards. God only knows where this thing has been or who she has done, and even then, God would be justifiably mystified by it; I imagine even He wouldn’t want to contemplate the horrors of her activities. I have warmed up my high-powered rifle for her next trip outside; the inevitable will happen...

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        1. James Fucking May

          PS Thin pickings today mate. It's Donkey's day off. Think Crappers is on his period with his fashion shoots. Come on The Eagles!

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  1. Kylie's fucking hot

    Fuck the haters I would lick and eat her up head to toe. I would eat her asshole and go home to my wife after.

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  2. Spankmaster

    To James and everyone else, here are some fun facts.

    In the old days, if this woman and her entire family practiced as they do, they would undoubtedly not only be regarded as the worst kind of prostitutes and branded with a scarlet letter, but they would most likely be burned at the stake for practicing witchcraft. But by today’s standards, they are considered the most beautiful people in the world and equally wealthy to match their efforts, which are also equally vain, vapid, and shallow. Yes, we live in a totally messed-up society where our entertainment value has fallen to the lowest common denominator, and we applaud people for their trash aesthetics.

    May the Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope of singeing purity be upon those who need a great plunge...

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    1. James Fucking May

      The Spanker has Spoken. Light up the Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope, gas mark 10 - Burn the Trash !!

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    2. Holy Joe

      Psalm 106
      They did not destroy the peoples as the Lord had commanded them, but they mingled with the nations and adopted their customs. They worshipped their idols, which became a snare to them. They sacrificed their sons and their daughters to false gods. They shed innocent blood, the blood of their sons and daughters, whom they sacrificed to the idols of Canaan, and the land was desecrated by their blood. They defiled themselves by what they did; by their deeds they prostituted themselves.

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