Music Mogul Simon Cowell dons his green shorts and went bare chested as he laps up the West Indian sunshine joined by his partner Lauren Silverman and son Eric, 01/05/2021.
The family are spotted onboard their luxury boat at St. Peter Parish in Barbados as Simon who is still in recovery mode after his freak accident breaking his back takes to the waters with a thrill seeking jet ski ride out in the clear blue sea.
I asked a local tattoo artist if he could tattoo my prolapsed arsehole. He punched me square in the jaw, called me a “fucking faggot”, and threw me down a flight of stairs. It was the most fun I’ve ever had with a straight bloke. ;)
^ faggot ^
Thank you.
^ turd burglar ^
Even better. ;)
Can anybody just confirm how many bad boys this girl's amazing hot poon has popped out? Thanks and cheers.
See above.
Simon should be able to pull better with his money.
You could be a millionaire and you’d still be begging homeless men for their filthy seed.
Cast stones in a glass house, do you?
Now that's not nice. Not all homeless men are filthy. Just trust me. :)
Probably forgot the pre-nup.