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1. Matt January 17, 2018 at 1:54 pm

   She's one beautiful woman. I'd pay to lick her bum

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   1. BitchPlease January 17, 2018 at 2:55 pm

      Because you are disgusting too and your women’s taste can’t get worse

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   2. jazz January 18, 2018 at 10:45 am

      She needs a sextape already

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2. Dizz January 17, 2018 at 2:15 pm

   To an interview for an acting job? Oh wait, I forgot it's not the 1990s anymore.

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3. s.smith January 17, 2018 at 2:17 pm

   Lucky bloke who's just fucked her

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4. The Yorkshire Gent January 17, 2018 at 2:21 pm

   I’ve just been...? Eating all the fucking pies

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5. BobDole January 17, 2018 at 2:22 pm

   To quote Lil' Wayne:
   "Whoever is hittin' ain't hittin' it right
   Cause she actin' like she need dick in her life"

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6. Greg84 January 17, 2018 at 2:31 pm

   I've just been... to have a shit.

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7. BitchPlease January 17, 2018 at 2:47 pm

   Oh my god. She is disgusting and ugly

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8. AnonymousBoB January 17, 2018 at 2:48 pm

   Ugly cow!

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9. Carlos T. Jackal January 17, 2018 at 3:29 pm

   I've just been...

   ...drinking bacon grease?

   ...hit with the ugly stick?

   ...begging for attention?

   So many options...

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10. The_GeneRaL January 17, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    2/10

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11. Ren January 17, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    "... filled with the Joy of the Lord."

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12. Yomama January 17, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    I'm convinced she runs this website. Why else would she be featured here every bloody day!? I've never even heard of her outside this blog.

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13. Anon January 17, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    I think the correct answer is

    I’ve just been...Thinking about getting a better camera so I can take HQ pictures so that I don’t have to resort to using an iPhone for everything

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14. Spamwhore January 17, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    I've just been... deep-frying and eating a client.
    I've just been... sunburnt by a postcard of a sunny beach.

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15. Maitland is a fatty January 17, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    Ugly pig. Nuff said

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16. Joe Cool January 18, 2018 at 2:25 am

    I don't even want to admit how much I've wanked to Maitland. Those fucking tits...

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17. Pager January 18, 2018 at 10:08 am

    I wish I could block all the future posts about this woman :))

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18. Doug January 18, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    @Joe Cool
    Because she reminds you of your mum, and btw, goddammit, where's her nationality?

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19. Spankmaster January 20, 2018 at 3:59 am

    Doug, calm down and just fap to her imagery like the rest of us who want a well earned toss. As for those of you who went with the "I've just been..." routine, let me give you all the most accurate rendition: ...having phenomenal sex with Spankmaster and the sextape will be out very soon.

    Ok, that last bit was an absolute load of horseshit, but at least I dream of worthwhile things that will certainly continue our dialogue...

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