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1. Pooches November 4, 2024 at 4:53 am

   She’d never fuck me in a million years, so I have decided that she was actually born a man.

   Am I doing this right?

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   1. Marcus Aurelius November 4, 2024 at 11:50 am

      Absolutely. This is the new INCEL way.

      We’ve evolved from “all women are whores” to “all women are really men”.
      So far, it’s been nothing but WIN.

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      1. Shazbot November 4, 2024 at 3:39 pm

         Blah blah blah...copy & paste copy & paste copy & paste...simp simp simp

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2. 300 lbs ballerina November 4, 2024 at 11:22 am

   Dear Sydney,

   I just found someone with bigger tits, hotter body, and no wonky eyes. Bye. /Jonathan Davino

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3. 300 lbs ballerina November 4, 2024 at 11:29 am

   Alright, those tits give her a head-to-torso ratio similar to the shrunken head bloke in Beetlejuice, but try explaining that to my throbbing 12” bratwurst.

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4. GHUA November 4, 2024 at 12:58 pm

   This is what everyone thinks Sydney Sweeney looks like, including Sydney Sweeney. With the bonus feature of not really being able to speak English.

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