Nelly Furtado’s rippin’ it up at Boardmasters Festival 2025 in Newquay, Cornwall, droppin’ a wild show in a sick green shaggy jacket, camo ruffled shorts, an’ slick visor shades.
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Man, time’s zoomin’ by like crazy!
Thanks a lot body positivity activists. Nelly Furtado now looks like Lizzo
Jesus :o What happened to her?!
"I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away..."
Not so fast
Would love to fill her holes with cum
Ahahahahaha! Beautiful!
Look at the state of her.
A couple of years ago she looked quite good. But it's too much now. Especially the flab around the knees, it looks unhealthy. I'm sure she could tone up a bit in about 6 months with a top level fitness coach.
She looked OK even last summer. A hell of a lot fatter than she used to be but not in a shocking way. She must've been gorging on lard 24/7 over the winter. Biggest shocker since I saw what Bridget Fonda looks like now.
Bridget Fonda lost a lot of weight after those pics and got back in shape, maybe Nelly will as well after seeing these.
Hopefully.
"I'm like a bird!"
Yeah, The Spruce Goose!
One can hope, but the vibe here is that she's actively flaunting the flab. In 2024 when she was 40 lbs lighter she was strategically hiding it with bling and random pieces of fabric. This year she's visibly proud of having redwood tree trunks for legs.
"She's a maneater!" yup she ate Hurley on Lost as a snack between meals.
What the hell is that thing? It looks like midnight Wal-Mart rubbish. Or a failed transexual.
Weird Al predicted it in the 80s. "Who's fat!?"
Are you sure this isn't the person who swallowed Nelly Furtado??
Damn, I'm old. I remember when she was young, skinny, and hot.
'I'm Like A (Fat) Bird'
The fat bitch who ate Nelly Furtado.
Holy fucking cow!!! That fat Latin livestock is not "Promiscuous" anymore!
"I'm like a blimp..."
Her extreme weight gain is repugnant. Looks like she's chasing after the grotesquely obese Lena Dunham (a more impressive artist).
She should have stayed retired.
A penguin is a bird
Yeah now I really believe that she is a "Maneater"
Nelly...what the hell?! Where's the thick version of you that just reappeared? Oh come on woman, you just had it under control, and now this again? Sigh...I'd still fuck you up that Canadian arse, but get it together, woman.