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    1. Sisko

      Just pay £20. You can get into the zoo, then climb into the gorilla cage and fuck one's brains out. You'll probably get fewer STDs.

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      1. Outrageous

        Sisko, that is absolutely appalling and outrageous! Ticket prices to the zoo cost £20 now? Agree with the gorilla comments though.

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  1. 100% Zippo troll, accept no substitutes.

    I'm almost positive I could mount either or both of those nostrils with my snot rocket which has been mistaken for a skin tag once or twice.

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