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1. the ghost of doug's mom February 16, 2018 at 1:58 am

   Doug's mum hanged herself before ever revealing her age and nationality to him, that's why he always asks that. She had a note around her neck that read, "Goddammit, Doug, it's all your fault!"

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   1. Doug is a retard February 16, 2018 at 3:50 pm

      Or, he's just a fucking retard.

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2. stickman February 16, 2018 at 8:47 am

   Mate, he doesn't need to ask, it's written up there.

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   1. Ban Doug February 16, 2018 at 10:08 pm

      He's too stupid. Besides, it doesn't matter, he's just an annoying fuck and an attention whore. Google is easier but he makes the same stupid posts anyways.

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3. nacho February 16, 2018 at 8:50 am

   Don't women have to be further out in the water for men to rescue them?

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4. Doug February 16, 2018 at 4:47 pm

   @stickman
   Thank you kind soul

   @the ghost of doug's mum
   Fucking burn in hell

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