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  1. Doctor Dick

    This man faced melon head will no doubt result in Spankmaster and Peter Dobson having a vigorous reach around.

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    1. Spankmaster

      Just because Mark Almond refuses to felch his cum out of your arse, Dockie, simply because even his soft sell can’t and will never compete with your fuckfaced fag ways, is no reason for you to project fucked up bollocks onto me and Peter. That being said, as usual, please just fuck off and die as painfully and pointlessly as possible. And at least I am asking you nicely.

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      1. Doctor Dick

        Greetings Spankmaster. You type as if you have a stomach full of kangaroo jizz and Jason Donovan's cock up your arse? Hang on a minute!

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        1. Spankmaster

          Please just fuck off and die as painfully and pointlessly as possible. And at least I am asking you nicely.

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    2. peter dobson

      These are all very gay erotic comments you post here, dickie. It finally shows what you're made of. Dogshit and horsedung. And a handful of cum to finish it off. In the good old days, we would have you hung from a tree in no time. But Spankmaster has some nice alternatives for you. I'll set the cross and he will bring the octane fuel. LET'S HAVE A BARBECUE

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      1. Spankmaster

        I agree entirely, Peter. I’ll even bring the marshmallows. Roasting Dockie might just bring about world peace…

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        1. Doctor Dick

          When you guys (gays?) say barbeque! I know you are really angling for a Jason Donovan/Spankmaster/kangaroo 'spitroast'!

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          1. Spankmaster

            Please just fuck off and die as painfully and pointlessly as possible. And at least I am asking you nicely.

  2. Spankmaster

    Salma, you are my goddess. I pray to you each night and you reward me with such lovely dreams. I will always worship you.

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    1. Doctor Dick

      Greetings Spankmaster. I'm sure you'd have those homoerotic penetration dreams about Peter Dobson even without praying to man face melon head!

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      1. Spankmaster

        Just to please you, Dockie, I will defecate in your mouth and then urinate all over you just to make you warm. I’m in no way being homosexual, just practical as to what you expect in being the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet. Usually, I wouldn’t waste my good urine and faeces on someone like you, as you’re not good enough for it, but just this once I’ll make an exception. That being said, I do hope you choke and drown in my faeces and urine, because, quite frankly, it’s about all you’re worth…

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          1. Spankmaster

            Please just fuck off and die as painfully and pointlessly as possible. And at least I am asking you nicely...

    1. Spankmaster

      Thank you. You are a true gentleman. Just slaughter Dockie for us and I will always treat you with respect…

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