Sarah Jessica Parker enjoys a day at the beach in the Hamptons, New York, 07/07/2019. The 54-year-old actress wore a blue one-piece bathing suit and was spotted chatting with a group of friends before sitting on the sand to read a book.
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Why the long face?
In FIRST!
Of course.
I don’t care what anyone else thinks, I would mount that milf for hours, she’s always had a sexy frame.
How did she get out to the Hamptons?
Heard she galloped along the LIE
Glad she has a bikini on. Anything to distract me from that face
Looks like her face distracted you from the fact that it's a one-piece, dipstick.
And whilst you're at it, kill yourself.
Turn being butthurt and triggered into an art form much?
If she's not careful, someone's going to put a saddle on her back and ride out of town.
Saddle on her back and horseshoes on her feet, rode her out of town to sundown when I came to beat my meat
But seriously, Family Guy needs to do a Sarah Jessica Parker/Old Town Road joke.
Grandma's body looks surprisingly good. She can tuck me in and breastfeed me anytime.
Yeah, this isn't bad? Like, not saying I'm necessarily going to wank to it, but I'm not getting nightmares either.
Ewww look at that face she looks like Howard Stern and Elliot Offen
"Sarah Jessica Parker sexy" There's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
You are now aware of what Nicolas Cage would look like if he had a sex-change.
Where's Ferris?
As for SJP, I'll say this for her, she was cute in Footloose.
She had a nice body and a nice arse, she went on a diet and lost her figure