New couple Bianca Gascoigne and Kris Boyson are seen on their first holiday since becoming a couple in Croatia, 08/11/2020.
The pair are seen by the pool in swimwear as they enjoy a romantic break. Bianca and Kris seem more loved up than ever.
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/biancagascoigne1/
He's gone from one lot of fake tits to another. At least he won't need to worry about the Old Hag creeping up on him for a couple of years. He still needs to keep an eye out for the Honeymonster..
She's a lucky bitch to share a bed with that bloke!!
She's plastic asf...and he's a goofball...you know she goes straight to her BBC daddy for that long dicking...that little bloke in the pics with her is a mark..
They clearly don't even know each other, they look like something out of a catalogue!
Can someone prong the insides of my arse with a taser please? No one is paying attention to me and I need my quick fix. I'll keep it wide open and ready for a good buzz, c'mon now!
I have a flaming rectal zygmoidascope that is begging to be used again. Bend over now and prepare to grit your teeth...
Fags shave themselves.
This is probably the weirdest thing I've ever typed but here goes......... his left big toe is smaller than the one next to it!!! Seriously. His feet are weird. I'm going back to my cave now.
Happy coronavirus.
LOL
This guy's a proper gimp; if he didn't use Steds, she wouldn't look twice. Ugly as fuck face.
Fuck you
Well from a gawker 200 feet away, I'll give them that they APPEAR to be like the perfect Barbie and Ken couple... however, if you just look at the set together, you see something is WAY THE BLOODY HELL OFF here Watson... First, the girl looks smoking hot until she moves any muscle in her face and it's obvious she paid A LOT OF MONEY to look a certain UNNATURAL WAY... because her smile makes her face look like a scrotum when I try to pull my bits down from hibernation. Then you notice that anyone who is that bloody pasty only looks like a whiteboard with teeth as white as Grecian Stucco... Wasn't he an extra in Twilight... Swear his skin sparkled then too. About his feet... Have you seen Prometheus and a certain someone getting a foot bath... that's all I'll say about that, other than that person is 98 and DYING!!!! Also... doesn't it look like someone asked Brother and Sister to act like BF & GF... there is something very odd about this entire set of photos... like he knows he's as queer as Richard Simmons but thinks he's so hot he can pull Vag and is trying so hard to look like a bloody Pussy Slayer about to score his next, wait DID HE KISS HER ON HER BLOODY FOREHEAD????