Shakira spills all the tea on how she turned her personal struggles into straight-up pop gold.
The Colombian queen opens up about surviving the chaos in her personal life and the epic comeback that followed it.
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I wish I could have been her manager. Would have been hot to fuck her in front of her ex-husband. B4 any of you say that wouldn't happen. It did happen. They had a threesome. I know blue pill women are perfect. None of them are sluts. They all go to church on Sunday and remain virgins until they get married.
Hips may not lie, but her tax accountant certainly did...
You and I have very different ideas of what topless means, you daft cunt!
Sexy and topless? WTF? Fuck you with this bullshit, Crapper.
Maybe Crapper confused them with mountains.
He's been fooling you dummies for about 10 years now... how are you still getting excited about being tricked into clicking on "Nude", "Topless", and fat old ladies Crapper calls "Sexy"?
Ask yourself, WTF am I so stupid that I keep falling for the same trick!