Taylor Swift hits up The Monkey Bar in NYC for a girls’ night with Selena Gomez, wearin’ an outfit worth a wild $55,000. Selena’s lookin’ hella fine here, but what’s good with Taylor?
Taylor: https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift
Selena: https://www.instagram.com/selenagomez
Never thought I'd see a picture of these two where Swift is the one who looks like she's let herself go, while Mongomez looks like she just came from the gym
Only the most militant homosexual would begrudge a popstar gaining a few extra pounds between tours.
Taylor Swift with a few extra pounds is still hotter than 99.9% of British women. If you were straight you'd know this.
She is a tranny. It is your lust for tranny cock that blinds you. Enjoy sucking it.
Doctor Dick speaks the truth.
Well, he mentioned cock and then wrote "Enjoy sucking it." So, yeah. A lot of truth there.
Peter is angry. The tranny Swift gets a lot more wanks than his Grindr page. FYI don't look if you don't like small cocks and Peter's arse. Peter is also a tranny
New name, same familiar pattern of prowling for surfaces to project your homosexuality onto?
You're right. Anyone who calls every woman they see a "tranny" has probably sucked miles of dick.
Seems like you have been browsing Peter Dobson's Grindr page. No doubt in anticipation of those miles of dick you suck. FYI Tra nny Swift is a tra nny and Dua Lipa has a cock. FYI You can't suck off a real woman so you would not know. Happy sucking.
Selena’s face is going to snap if she pulls it back any tighter. Enough with the plastic surgery.
I really want to have sex with Selena!!!
threesome :P
Both these women are just so disgustingly awful. Crap.
Tell us you're gay without telling us you're—
Never mind. You just told us you're gay.
Taylor really needs to fire her stylist and hairdresser.
Only completely braindead celebrities would pay £55k for a fucking brown dress...
Goddamn, Taylor is rapidly becoming her mum. Didn't think I'd see her heavier than that fat cow Selena.
Only the most militant homosexual would begrudge a pop star gaining a few extra pounds between tours.
Taylor Swift with a few extra pounds is still hotter than 99.9% of British women. If you were straight, you'd know this.
Taylor Swift is pregnant
It’s unseemly to say that a woman is pregnant if she hasn’t announced it. You’d know this if you were a functioning member of society. There is no hope for you.
Holy fuck, stop clutching your pearls you emasculated cumbucket.
Fuck off back to your Starbucks and finish your Latte, while you rage tweet to your twink friends on BlueSky.
Cocksucking cunt.
What is your point here exactly?
It sounds like you're suggesting that all kind people are gay and all cruel people are straight.
Fascinating.
Unknowing outing yourself is a strange flex.
But you do you.
Leave me alone.
Swifty sure has morphed into the living embodiment of her music - Uninteresting, bland and mostly forgettable
Could hardly have said it better myself.
Well, I could actually. She hasn't morphed. She was uninteresting, bland, and forgettable to begin with.
She's only become much more so.
As always, you’ve got a tin ear and a limp wrist.
This isn’t Swift, it is a crossdresser named Jeff trying to mimic Taylor Swift.
They're not in competition, but Selena, returned to her full glory, looks even better than Taylor here.
Taylor looks flawless as always, and the gays just can’t handle it. Happy Pride, everyone.
she looks like a troon here :) why does she always dress like a babylonian harlot? jk
i still enjoy her music but the last album sounds like techno pop from the 80s, i don't hear taytay, all i hear is bono albeit the lyrics getting mature, which is good
All the money Taylor Swift has, you'd think she would hire someone to do her makeup. She looks like a drag act.
Meanwhile, Selena has put on some weight, but I would love to bang and suck on those huge titties.
Today she's looking different from a ho. Today she appears like a drag diva that no full-blooded straight male, white or otherwise, would go for.
Useless and even more useless, auto-tuned pricks.
As always, you’ve got a tin ear and a limp wrist.
How can anyone possibly say Selena looks good with those bolt-on titties and the frozen plastic surgery face? Pitiful.
People are only saying Selena looks good in order to disparage Taylor. It’s all just politics.
There are three kinds of men. Those who recognize the perfection of Taylor Swift, gay guys, and blind guys.