Comments

1. Sheldon November 7, 2019 at 7:15 pm

   Hard pass. I like thick cock, hairy balls, and ever hairier arse.

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   1. Spunkmeister November 9, 2019 at 12:12 am

      Can't argue with you there mate. Nothing more satisfying than a big dark veiny piece of tube steak with a side of tossed salad. Yum.

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2. Gary Ridgway November 7, 2019 at 8:58 pm

   CBD is the new snake oil for low IQ zoomer faggots and 80-year-old women. Funny if a shark ripped her in half

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3. bob November 7, 2019 at 9:32 pm

   What do you think she charges for penetration? Anyone have a copy of her menu or is it on Yelp?

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   1. Spunkmeister November 7, 2019 at 9:41 pm

      I don't charge anything for services. In fact, sometimes I pay if the John is equipped with a snake long enough to give me a colonoscopy.

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      1. Spunkmeister November 7, 2019 at 10:40 pm

         Fake Name Faggot with his usual line of faggot fantasy. You're a MASSIVE FAGGOT, FAGGOT.

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         1. Fake name faggit confirmed ^ November 8, 2019 at 4:36 am

            Triggered homo. Lol.

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            1. Spankmaster November 8, 2019 at 10:59 am

               The real Spankmaster here to inform all you cuckolded fags that as per usual, I have fucked your mothers, wives and girlfriends and they were all shit. Only a true deviant like myself would have the honesty to own up to that.

               There you are; now start saying your prayers...
            2. Spunkmeister November 8, 2019 at 1:41 pm

               THE REAL SPANKMASTER!!! Welcome back SPANKY. Come on mate...Grrr...we have lift off...
            3. Fake name faggot confirmed- again November 8, 2019 at 2:06 pm

               Oh hi spunksucker of whatever you call yourself now. Pretty sure none of them would have noticed as it's common knowledge you have a micropenis.
            4. Retard keeps bringing the stupid November 8, 2019 at 3:03 pm

               Hey loser, we all know you're the same moron posting under Spankmaster and spunkmeister. So that would make you spunkspanker - the expert on extracting nut butter from men everywhere. What a retard.
            5. Spunkmeister November 8, 2019 at 4:41 pm

               I call myself 'Spunkmeister'. Just like you call yourself 'cock sucking take it up the arse boy'. Keep sucking them cocks MASSIVE FAGGOT.
            6. You are the one and only Fake name faggot November 9, 2019 at 12:04 am

               Lame as usual fake name faggot. Try to up your game beyond your kindergarten comments. You may need to bring back lampshade, short bus rider and window licker. As stupid and lame as those retorts were, you've regressed backwards. Not sure why you keep posting because you really suck at it.
4. Tom Jones November 7, 2019 at 11:36 pm

   If I buy that silly, overpriced water, do I get to fuck her?

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   1. NachoMama November 8, 2019 at 2:40 am

      You couldn't get it up, you limped dick idiot.

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      1. Tom Jones November 8, 2019 at 4:15 pm

         Quiet Sweetie, MEN are talking.

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5. Sideshow Boob November 8, 2019 at 3:46 pm

   She can suck my cock.

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