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    1. Mr. Cummies

      Thanks crapper for posting a fat bitch in yoga pants. Really appreciate it. This quality of content is what I come to expect from such an esteemed publisher like yourself.

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  1. Jerome Johnson, Destroyer of Snowbunnies

    That's an arse that needs to be tamed by a brother instead of the corny twinks she usually dates! That homoqueer has longer hair than her!

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    1. Fame Whore

      WTF are you talking about, he's beautiful.

      He clearly likes some meat on the bones - when he dumps her arse, I'll be ready to swoop.

      So long as the hoist required to lift me out of bed is fixed and reinforced by then.

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  2. Sir Not-A-Faggot

    I like big bums and I cannot lie
    You other blokes can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with a tiny little waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, want to act tough
    'Cause you notice that bum was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I want to get with you
    And take your picture
    My mates tried to warn me
    But with that bum you've got makes (me so randy)
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you want to get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you're not that average groupie
    I've seen her dancing
    To hell with romancing
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it going like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat bums are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She has to pack much back
    So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the bum? (hell yeah)
    Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
    Shake that healthy bum
    Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty)

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  3. Mantis Toboggin M.D.

    She got her nice round dumper back. For a while I was worried she overdid the exercise and would never fill out her big tits and fat arse again. Nice.

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  4. Al Bundy

    She's a douche magnet. And, that arse is looking awfully lumpy and she isn't even 25 yet, right?

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  5. KingKokos

    She had two things going for her and she reduced them to become just any Hollyweird skank in the pack! Sad sad day for us when she took her genetic gift and threw it on the rubbish heap!

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