English English (Canada) Español (Colombia) Deutsch Español Français English (UK) Italiano Português Русский English (US)

Comments

  1. The Oracle

    Jesus jumped up Christ! That, that, that's just bloody unfortunate. She needs to sue her surgeon for royally messing up those tits.

    Reply
  2. Robin Delaware

    Hello Doctor,
    Can you make my boob job look like my cottage cheese arse please?
    Sure miss, I can do that while I'm drunk.

    Reply
  3. Dick Scratcher

    Her most redeeming feature is that for a while, you could have had the novelty of taking her up the nose...

    Reply
  4. Turlough

    I know some of you might find this hard to believe but, before all the drugs, booze and surgery, she was actually quite cute. Look up pictures of her when she was younger and she was really pretty...

    ...although, to be fair, she looks fairly horrendous now.

    Reply
  5. Brian

    Christ on a bike :-( I'm no fan of Islam, but if ever there was a woman who should be forced to wear a full burqa before going out in public...

    Reply
  6. The Exodus

    I don't know what's more impressive - how dreadful her boob job is or the fact she is willingly showing said dreadful boob job. Then again, with a face that looks like a smashed crab...............

    Reply
  7. Awesome Bill

    "I paid $1100 for these tits when we went down to Mexico and I think they just look fantastic. Get the paparazzi to the beach to take sexy pictures of me." She then went home crying because the villagers showed up with torches and pitchforks.

    Reply
  8. Great Way To Clear A Beach

    Other than claiming there is an incoming nuclear missile, this is a great way to clear a beach *kids run away*

    Reply
  9. Eib0n

    I'm in a psych ward and get access to a computer/internet for 15 minutes every Friday. These pictures make me feel normal. I don't think I need my medicine anymore.

    Reply
  10. Brycet

    Now before we make fun of the boob job....she may have asked for her nipples to be on top of her tits so it would be easier for her to suck them herself.

    Reply

Leave a Reply to Woody Allen was acquitted in the 90s Cancel reply