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1. Tom Jones July 24, 2022 at 12:49 pm

   I've been fucked in the arse hundreds of times and I've never once received a "reach-around." What gives? Is it because I'm incredibly fat? Is it because I'm so homely? Is it because my penis is comically small? I need to know.

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   1. hank July 24, 2022 at 8:17 pm

      It's because you are an abomination. Repent now or face excommunication.

      Leviticus 18:22

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   2. The REAL Fame Whore July 24, 2022 at 11:05 pm

      I'll give you a sympathy fuck but I'm a taker, not a giver (and I like to go ass to mouth post intercourse)

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   3. Spankmaster July 25, 2022 at 12:56 am

      I dare say it’s because you are being far too honest with yourself and you need to die in a blaze of glory to give your incredibly pathetic life some meaning, even if it results in your death. There you are, a reality check free of charge…

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2. Spankmaster July 25, 2022 at 12:58 am

   I’ll fuck both of them at the same time, as I’m pretty decent that way…

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