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  1. Spankmaster

    As long as we can watch her munch carpet and then allow us to piss all over her when she is finished, then she still has some practical uses…

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        1. Hanzo the Razor

          Then "Davidson" shat in a bag, my parents ate it, then shat me out.

          We were too poor for a bag.

          I used to dream about being shat into a bag.

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          1. Spankmaster

            Hanzo, you are blatantly stealing from Monty Python, but at least you do it with style. It just proves that you are the thinking man's fuckwit. Or is it the fucking man's thinkwit? We may never know...

      1. Spankmaster

        Tsk, tsk, outrageously lying again, Dockie. Obviously, you can’t tell the difference anymore between what your mother does ruthlessly with her enormous black strap-on and everything you get up to with your cottaging crew. Just keep your mouth open for whatever anyone wants to dump on you and you’ll do fine…

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        1. Doctor Dick

          Have you noticed how Hanzo the Cockchafer ALWAYS comments near you? Also, he likes to make the sound of a cock sliding up his arse - hmmmmmmmm - Release the analeaze :-)

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          1. Spankmaster

            Dockie, have you ever noticed that people automatically accuse you of being such a cunting fuckfaced fag given that you are so heavily into denial? As I said, just keep your mouth open for whatever anyone wants to dump on you and you will do fine…

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