Rodrigo Alves aka ‘The Human Ken Doll’ who is currently going by the name of Jessica Alves is seen out for the first time since spending 14 days in quarantine since returning to the UK from Brazil 2 weeks ago after undergoing surgery, 07/17/2020.
Jessica was spotted in the capital wearing a revealing skintight outfit flaunting all of her sensational curves and surgically-enhanced figure.
WTF!!!!?????!!!!!!!???!?!?!?!?!?
What is that?
Looks like supper to me! YUM YUM
Kind of looks like a female Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
stop posting these ugly bitches ... my dog has a better face
The fuck!!
The elephant man bagged his head so should this hideous monstrosity
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
Twice, then nuke it from high altitude - just to make sure.
What the.... Nobody wants to see this! Why would you share this?!
Really? We didn't need to see that thing
Bloody hell, I'm not one to rip on people but Jesus, please don't post this
That creature literally looks like a potato that's been sitting in the cupboard too long.
Why post a single pic, let alone 35?
If you're fapping to this, you need to seek professional help, and go visit a proper porn site.
Don't knock it until you've tried it, I live for this stuff
Mum? Is that you?
Yes it is dear. I'm waiting on you to get home my little Oedipus!!
I see Spankmaster is back from 'his' holidays! Complete with a new outfit! Looking good there, Spanky!!
Grrrr....stand back...whacking my tiny wiener....1/8"....1/4"....1/2"....we have lift off....full 1/2" pain stick......micro penis...activate !!!!
I'm fairly certain if we were gay, we'd go watch gay porn. Stop posting men here. We don't like dick, even if it's been cut off. You virgins will look at anything with tits. Show some respect for yourself, you dirty faggots.
Cross between Pete Burns and Momo
How did it get so far from the ocean?
Why the fuck are you posting males or trans or confused af people on here????
The freakier, the better suits my tastes
Just shocking, this chap must have some bloody dark thoughts. He went from a normal-looking Brazilian bloke to a plastic surgeon's dream to a monster who probably has a confused sexual life and ends up watching himself in the mirror because the only person interested in him would be a bigger fame whore.
Why on earth would you post this? Not a single person is interested in this freak and if they are they should seek professional help. Just.....grim.
Body dysmorphia is a serious issue and can result in people leading lives that make them miserable and even drive them to suicide... but FUCK ME! That's no longer human.
This chap needs help and I'd gladly give him a helping hand
The blacks would hit it, they'll hit anything those fuckers, literally.
And when they find out where your micro dicked pink faggot ass lives...YOU'RE NEXT
Triggered lol
This bloody creature should be in a mental institution, not roaming the streets in public.
Looks like we have the next Jocelyn Wildenstein on our hands. EW!
What the fuck? Not trannies again!!!!
Oh my God, what happened?
Why the fuck would you post this monstrosity here?!
Because they clearly have good taste!!
Looks like Danny DeVito when he was the Penguin in Batman
Godzilla has a new monster to fight.
The circus is in town
She is looking for Frodo and the ring.
This, my friends, is THE BLOB. Too many plastic surgeries gone wrong. Once perhaps a useful person and now reduced to THE BLOB. Who wants it? Maybe the Kardashians/Jenner want it to upgrade their security. It would scare the hell out of me.
Michael Jackson did not die.
He got fat and became a woman.
Where is a house fire when you need one?
Completely killed my boner
King Kong needs to pick up his turd when he poops in public
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK I CANNOT UNSEE THAT!!! WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE PHOTOGRAPH THAT THING UNLESS IT WAS FOR SCIENTIFIC STUDY/DOCUMENTATION? YOU KNOW WHAT, ACTUALLY A PICTURE OF THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY USEFUL WHEN I WAS A PRETEEN TEENAGER IN SCHOOL AND WAS CALLED TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASS TO READ/DO A PROBLEM ON THE CHALKBOARD/ETC. AND HAD A CONSTANT FULL FORCE BONER FROM 6:00AM TO 4:30PM.
This is like a bigfoot sighting
She needs to never be spotted again bahahhaa
Just put it out of its misery, please
I'd bend the corpse over so that when rigor mortis sets in I can bang it from behind!!
What a sad pathetic person.
Oh and the surgeons who did this to him should be stripped of any licence and accreditation they have and prosecuted.
I now have one of these as my laptop wallpaper
YTMND
Why do you waste your time and money by posting these fat ugly trolls!
So that's what a black person looks like. Now I understand why they say black lives matter.
Crapper, do us all a favour, jump in a meat grinder, and take this mentally diseased bloke with you.
"We need to take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!" Never have those words rung truer!
It’s a fukin GUY!!! Why would you post this?!?
hubba hubba
blubba blubba
I have a 10mm Sig Sauer that would take care of this problem quite handily.
They can use that to keep people inside, look what covy will do to you if you don't stay inside
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
One word.
Moo