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1. Tom "the one pump chump" Jones January 26, 2020 at 10:56 pm

   My mummy has bigger boobs.

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2. Georgia97 January 26, 2020 at 11:14 pm

   Super nice tits

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3. Roger_waters January 26, 2020 at 11:28 pm

   I held the blade in trembling hands
   Prepared to make it but...
   Just then the phone rang...
   I never had the nerve to make the final cut.

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4. Name January 27, 2020 at 12:38 am

   And she is...who? Another complete nobody with no discernible talents aka useless

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   1. ^^ Your Dad January 27, 2020 at 2:25 am

      You are one to talk, Son. Now stop wanking and tidy up your room.

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      1. Crapper's Prolasped Asshole January 27, 2020 at 9:51 am

         A woman has an expiration date, and those tits are heading SOUTH!

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5. Dead Vince Lombardi January 27, 2020 at 4:22 pm

   She recognises her strength, and uses it. Can't argue with that.

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