Micaela Schäfer opens Ego erotic megastore in Berlin, 12/09/2016. Micaela Schäfer is an actress, model, TV presenter, DJ and singer from Leipzig (Ger). Age: 33 (November 1, 1983). Height: 1,75 m.
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I am actually a part owner of the erotic superstore in Berlin. In fact, I was lucky enough to have that snake shoved up my arse because, Mr Happyfeet, my kid's latest pet gerbil, wouldn't cooperate. Thankfully, there will be no more embarrassing trips to the proctologist for me while we have this snake. Now if I could just figure out how to retrieve lefthand drivers keys, I'd be all set.
Someone please take me back to the funny farm, there are so many of me here I don't know who I am anymore and why is there a snake up my arse? Ok, I'll drink the koolaid just don't make me eat the gerbils, I'm such a basement dweller, oh help me mum.....
Please stop, you're not funny in any way, rather sad actually.
No dessert for you, sonny, in any way. Now quit shoving ants up your insect arse...
Dad, stop, you are not funny.
Wow, haters gonna hate and imitators imitate. I suppose we've really struck a nerve. It's a bit like when that gerbil scratches the prostate: you love it and hate it simultaneously. Seems the cuck is trying a new tactic since the Christa Stink Ricci meltdown failed. I ask again: you do realise you're self-humiliating because it's your own name, don't you, little cuck?
Dad, why do you do this? You're not funny, it's the same every time. Please get some help. Please just stop. You're a very embarrassed offspring.
I'm thinking you're running out of rubbish to spew, little boy, and you are not getting dessert tonight, so go play in the road. You need to come up with wittier sputum, sonny, because there isn't anything you can say anymore that's going to annoy me. Hell, you've already said it all... what's next, you lonely little boy? Now stop shoving ants up your arse... as you are in an ant way... hate to tell you but you can't lay ant eggs.
Oh dad, please learn to spell and please understand that you're not funny. And please stop being angry because you're being outdone.
getting desperate, maggot?