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        1. josh nya

          She's a riot. Always a fuck up regardless of her musical background. Notice her parents are hardly ever in the limelight? Skank till the end.

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        2. Cpt.LikeIGiveADamn

          Nobody wants to fuck her you fucking faggot, we just want to make fun of the whore as she slowly kills herself with alcohol and drugs.

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    1. Prvt. Parts

      She never steps in it, dipshit. She doesn't even take a step. Can you step while squatting like that? Piss comes close to her foot, that's all. Quit lying.

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  7. Sven

    I love this bird. Not even Aniston does it for me like Miley. She just looks like a bird that's up for it all the time.

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    2. Jessie Cantor

      And she'd fuck anyone too! So she'd bring home her diseases to YOU! Blokes like you are a waste of skin....

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    1. Miley's Used Knickers

      She's so stylish and sophisticated, to take a piss next to HER Porsche.

      There, I corrected it for you.

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        1. Lexington Dinglebottom

          1/3rd of the planet = commonwealth nations.

          I'm Australian and here they're called knickers too. Cope harder, Amerimutt, go spam some 'built for bbc' on the chinz or something.

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          1. Wanker Stanker

            Amerimutt? That’s a new one. Shits on Americans yet here you are commenting and literally watching an American take a piss. Your pathetic culture has been irrelevant for almost two centuries and you consume more of our pop culture than we ever could. UK “celebrities” wish they were this relevant or well known and they’d suck PG Tips out of a black man’s arse for a chance at this exposure. Total UK soy boy beta cuck.

        2. De One

          Anyone who speaks English as opposed to that bastardised dialect from those retarded creatures known as Americans. They simplified the language due to the extremely low intelligence of the people.

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  13. Johnnyblazed420

    Fuck yes! Bring us more nasty sexy ass Miley! I like her and I am not sure why. I also would love to fuck her while smoking a bowl. xoxo420

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  17. The Real Willy Ray Virus

    She's a real pain, especially after she has a Corona... The Miley Virus Pandemic is going to take over planet Earth.

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  19. adq3rfds

    mmmm love it. Wish we could see her pussy up close in high res. Most of you lot here are beta male homosexuals anyway. Miley has a nice tight body

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    1. Jessie Cantor

      Nah. We're just classy females who don't make spectacles of ourselves.... Her body isn't anything to write home about. I've seen it... her arse looks like a stuffed Thanksgiving turkey. You seem like a libtard who likes all sorts of freaky stuff.... you'd probably get pegged by her and let her piss on you. So who are you calling a queer? Lol you're as bloody degenerated as Miley is.

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      1. peacefulbass

        Ah yeah another "I'm billy badass" trollin' redneck who actually thinks libtard is an original insult lmfao. Such a beta.

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        1. Clubber Lang

          I would let Nicki Minaj piss all over me, then lick her clean from tailbone to pelvic bone, Miley, my dog spot tells me that even kennel dick wouldn't touch that.

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  23. Johnny

    I hope she is fucking like a crazed test animal right now and getting photographed like mad! I really want 2020 to be a Miley Facial year! lol

    I mean nothing wrong with getting your freak on, so CUM ON MILEY!

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  24. Club27

    At least she found a healthier way to cope with life than Kurt Cobain or Amy Winehouse...wait, what? She just turned 27?!

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  25. Spankmaster

    One goon bag too many and she had to stop by the side of the road to release her fluids. Judging by the expression on her face, she seems mightily relieved, although I dare say the council will be fining her tremendously for the massive hole her acid-like piss has wrecked in the bitumen. Run her over now, as I'm sure she has covid-19...

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    1. v1adimir

      It's a mystery, WTF is she doing... She peaked, had her year-or-two of ("great") fame and it's over now - save for a lucky music video she may still make, here and there - right? And, on top of that, WHY would you do this, LOL. Think about it, you're a millionaire and people are looking at you pissing in the street, WOW; and not like she's Angelina-Jolie-insane, or daft like her dad; or, MAYBE she *is* stupid, idk. Ah, WHATever. xD

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  29. R.Cable

    It's funny the things that people will rip on someone for. It's her pussy, her pee, and her life. She obviously did it to get a rise out of people, and as the comments here confirm: She succeeded. Haters gonna hate. Fappers gonna fap. And Miley's still gonna roll a Porsche.

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  32. Greg Brady

    First, when I hear the name Billy Ray Cyrus I think inbred sad excuse of a father hillbilly. When I hear the name Miley Cyrus only one word comes to mind .. skank.

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    1. Clubber Lang

      And something tells me you would be a fool to believe Papa Billy hasn't at least had his finger in that....., at least!

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  34. All that piss wasted

    when she could be pissing straight into my willing mouth. I'd gulp that steaming trickle down my throat till it settles in my stomach like a hot cuppa tea.

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  35. G

    I can't even believe this many assholes take the time to post comments dissing a woman who has more money than they ever will. She's awesome and I'm confident she's hotter than any of you are. It's one thing to not like her music, but it's really awful to call her a skank, whore, dirty, etc because she doesn't play the sexy-but-not-horny, pretty-but-never-nasty little pop star like Katy Perry or whoever. Yeah, most female celebs aren't as blatantly graphic/sexual as she is. You hate on her because she's real. It's stupid. You know she'd be an enthusiastic fuck. Now, I am a girl who just wants to see naked famous chicks..but it seems like all the links to really fully naked/closeup photos, or videos, are all behind paywalls! Any links would be appreciated. Girls are perverts too, you know.

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    1. LoveYourNeighbourHardAndVigorously

      1) I know girls are 'perverts', and no, Miley isn't "real" because real women don't expose their bodies in such a CONTRIVED way, despite being fairly sexually manipulative by default when not heavily repressed or a virgin. It's the CONTRIVED, fake aspect that's the turn-off, understand? The lack of subtlety and respect for men's sexual radar being sensitive as hell because we have ten times the testosterone driving it than women do. Women act like this biological difference isn't real and isn't deserving of RESPECT. They are misandrists, subtly or more overtly, quite often. And lie about it when accusing others of misogyny.

      2) "Enthusiastic fuck" is standard, not special! If someone gets into bed with me and isn't enthusiastic, she gets told to leave, or to take more drugs (voluntarily) until she's relaxed enough from HER hangups that I did NOT cause and have NO responsibility to disarm (since she wouldn't do the same for my traumas and issues, since women are lazy like that for the most part - ALL love and respect to the real ones who can nurture a man without calling him weak if he's just wounded, not weak). If a man shows sexual interest in a woman and she plays excessive games and nonsense, it isn't fun, it just tires you out. Inequality is right there, the man does the chasing, so this must be RESPECTED as an unequal burden (which CAN indeed be fun and fulfilling, but is the MAN's job or NO-ONE GETS LAID). I've been called "idiot" for not reading a woman's mind before, when I was drunk and she was lucky to have someone as good looking as me and should have been begging me for a fuck (which I would have found a turn-on because it's not contrived like Miley and would have reciprocated with vibes galore).

      3) Miley Cyrus is too aggressive and not in a good way. At least she's not a land-whale demanding that people find her attractive, though.

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      1. wow

        Man, you are weird. I mean not in a funny quirky way. You're fucking weird. This stuff might be 10 years old for all I know but scrolling through these daft posts... well, yours stood out. I never comment on anything anywhere ever. You're just fucking weird. Also, please don’t call yourself good looking... that’s fucking weird too. Jesus man... fucking weirdo.

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    1. Prvt. Parts

      She still looks healthy to me. Skinny, yes, not my cup of tea. Wait until she's dead to accuse her of killer diseases. Innocent until proven guilty here, remember. This isn't some shithole African society. So sayeth the president. My personal hero and whom I aspire to be. So godly too. My personal Lord and Saviour Donald John.

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  38. bruh

    I wonder what happened to her though, seems like her turning point was the can't be tamed song. That was the last time her sanity was intact

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  47. Mileys Bushtrimmer

    I'm really impressed by all the comments so far but I must get back to my 25th reading of "Pride and Prejudice"

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  48. IEATZ28

    I hope one day her tour bus breaks down outside my flat and she jumps off it to have a slash. OFF the tour bus and NOT off the top of my flat.

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  50. Greg Brady

    Look up the word "STD" in the dictionary and it has a picture of Miley Cyrus. What a sleazy disease-ridden skank.

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    1. Ron

      Watch your mouth, you mug. You can't speak about Miley like that. I'm sure the things your mother does behind closed doors make Miley look like a saint.

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  51. Spankmaster

    Ideally, she should have been peeing into her father's mouth for two reasons, which are:

    A) Given the way he prostituted his own family, he deserves this consideration; and
    B) I'm certain that what goes on in this family, this act of love would just be the tip of the iceberg of sordid acts, so we can only wait for things to get really interesting when the other home tapes surface.

    After that, it will be a free for all who can pony up the £20 for a ride and then £5000 for when they must next visit the nearest clap clinic...

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