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  1. Faggot of the Year 2023

    This year Big Mick tips Spankmaster to the post to win Faggot of the Year 2023. Congratulations Mick. In a separate award he also won Hillbilly Pig Fucker of the Year 2023.

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    1. Spankmaster

      Tsk, tsk, Dockie, yet again mentioning under one of your fuckfaced fag split personalities how it is really you who won all these awards, but you know the only way you’ll ever happily accept them is to have them shoved up your arse. With any luck, you’ll also accept the award for Most Bestial Performer Of 2023, as well as Champion Shit Fucker, Eater and Lover Of 2023. You must be so proud to be so fucked over…

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    2. Doctor Dick

      Sorry everyone, I was awarded faggot of the year 2023 last night in L.A. I had to endure a lot of hard ass fucking and suck many shit-covered cocks, but it was worth it to get this award and many others. Unfortunately, Elton John fell into my arsehole and couldn't be found again. Spankmaster, I have won all those awards and I did shove them up my arsehole.

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  2. peter dobson

    I can't watch these heroin whores anymore. It's either plastic or greed. It's adding nothing to this beautiful planet but taking only oxygen from people who need it. So, as a solution, I suggest we freeze them all. And defrost when needed in about 100 years. Let future generations deal with it.

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    1. Spankmaster

      Peter, I like the way you think, but given the incredibly toxic nature of both these whores, I strongly suggest that they be placed with all the other nuclear waste on this planet, loaded onto a one-way rocket into outer space, and then pointed towards the sun. I live in hope that their disintegration will be permanent and eternal…

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        1. Spankmaster

          Don’t worry, Dockie, there will be plenty of room for you on said rocket. All the unpleasant fucking shit on this planet will be gotten rid of, which naturally will include you. There we are, problem solved…

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    1. SATAN

      NO, I WAS BUSY ELSEWHERE SPOILING PEOPLE'S CHRISTMAS BY PRODUCING MORE "MRS BROWN'S BOYS" FESTIVE SPECIALS.

      BUT THESE TWO ARE BOTH MINE, AND ARE SOME OF MY MOST SUCCESSFUL WORKERS. THEY BOTH WILL BE RECEIVING BONUSES THIS YEAR. WHEN I FIND THE TIME.

      IT'S ALL WORK, WORK, WORK. THERE REALLY IS NO REST FOR THE WICKED.
      AND I STILL HAVE MORE "DOCTOR WHO SPECIALS" TO RUIN THE NEW YEAR WITH!

      HA HA!
      HAIL ME!

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      1. Spankmaster

        Providing you get rid of these two whores and send them on a one way express trip to hell for the rest of eternity, then I’ll certainly praise you. And give my regards to Dockie when he gets there as well, as I’m sure he’ll be extremely happy to get his arse burnt with you getting it so royally fucked. It’s the little things like this that count…

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      2. peter dobson

        All Hail to the Prince of Darkness!!! I'll let my Lord know YOU will solve this problem and we will live in Peace (without the usual outcast whose name we shall not mention because it's DD)

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