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    1. Jennifer's lost tits

      This fat bitch has got nothing better to do than dress up her nasty arse every time she goes for a walk or to the supermarket. OMG the paparazzi are like 'fuck the dog, let's get into some poses.' Nasty slag.

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    2. Spankmaster

      Nice name you've got there. And it's exactly what you would need to please this skanky, whorish biaitch, despite the fact that as soon as you bumped uglies with her (and with hers especially being so ugly and fetid, it would make the internal flames of hellfire look very appeasing), everything of your genitalia would be instantly melted to slag, if not sooner. My advice? Just run screaming now....

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  1. wawaw

    At this point she's either sending rubbish nudes OR she's outright paying him.

    This girl has to hire university-aged photographers to come out and take staged photos of herself and make it seem like it's paparazzi. She also clearly buys bot followers on IG as shown by her disproportionate engagement to follower count.

    This girl is pathetic and sad. But I'd hit it.

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    1. Mai dic ina ya mouth

      I'd fuck the life out of that gilf. You would too, our dick wouldn't be out. Yeeet Yeet.

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    1. Spankmaster

      You would; after all, she is your wife. And by the way, stop romantically linking me to this extremely mega-fugly biaitch. You're the one who needs to keep your missus under lock and key. Besides, you should be pleased to have two women in your life, now that you alternate between this sad sorry skank and your mother. And your mother yet again says, 'Mmmglmbgggmmmmflmmglfbbgmmm!', which as you know means she will swallow, once I give her your £50 allowance...

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      1. Doctor Dick

        Spankmaster. I applaud you lusting after Phoebe. It's your only hope of overcoming your lust for queer sex. Put that long line of blokes aside and sniff those festering Phoebe knickers. I hope your 'automated giant dildo arse fucker' is taking the edge off your need for endless anal cock!

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  2. Doctor Dick

    Phoebe. The members of the august 'Phoebe Fan Club' wish to respectfully request a 'close up of the goods'. We need to see the 'steaming' ginger minge. You know the world deserves this treat. Respectfully yours, the Phoebe Fan Club (aka Spankmaster)

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    1. Spankmaster

      Doc, just get out the ether rag the next time you sleep with her, then spread her legs and take a photo of the extremely fetid thing. Then, instead of posting it here, give it to the leading medical journal so that they will make a warning poster of what to avoid in the way of the many forms of clap and proper condom use.

      By the way, as you so enjoy going bareback with her, I do hope the penicillin does you wonders in helping with your tertiary syphilis. Just tell people it's leprosy and they will go lightly on you...

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      1. Phoebe Sexy Price

        Dear Spankmaster. You are a truly sexy man. I want you to lie on the floor so I can roll my stinky pussy and gaping arsehole across your face. Your friend, Phoebe.

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  3. Dickbiggerthanyourmoms

    Unless she's doing Maitland Ward hardcore, nobody gives a flying fuck about this weird bitch. Fuck you, Crapper.

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  4. Dr. Greg

    Call me Phoebe... I'll happily wreck that arse hard. I'll make you feel like you're 12 again and at band camp.

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