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    1. Spankmaster

      Doc, you shan't have it so easy with the donkey. He now owns you, so prepare to scream and bleed appropriately, whether you want to or not…

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      1. Doctor Dick

        No doubt the Spankmaster boner is active having seen that dog take a shit. It's still a minor Spanker. Leave its arse alone.

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  1. Mr.Loopy

    The only way she could improve was if she had half a sex change, now that would be something I could really get my teeth into! Who's with me?

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  2. Spankmaster

    Here's a quick multiple choice to show everyone our hearts are in the right place.

    In order to forever kill this incredibly and horribly bloody ugly thing, it is best to use:

    A) Fire from high octane fuel.
    B) My high powered sniper's rifle at least 200 times, head and heart shots only.
    C) Nuclear waste.
    D) All of the above, but ten times as much.

    Please reply as much as possible. Those hoping to give me £50 for said job will receive either a knighthood or a sainthood. The choice is yours...

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