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      1. Spankmaster

        Getting pathetic and repetitive now that your boyfriend, that shit and cum Russell Brand, has his knob seemingly forever up your arse from now on. Just make sure, Dockie, that you fuck each other to death so as to be most effective and meaningful with your existences. There we are, reality check, free of charge…

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        1. Doctor Dick

          Hey mate. Your growing gay army is giving me grief. You need to share that Australian arse around a bit more. They are not getting enough. I'm off to munch on the Kardashian sisters. Being a straight heterosexual. The most beautiful women in the world.

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          1. Spankmaster

            Your reference to munching on the Kardashians is just your code word for, “Come here Russell and get on the end of my pathetically small knob before we fuck ourselves to death while being covered in manner of shit and cum.” Well, good luck with that and here’s greatly hoping you will drown and then get flushed down in the sewer…

  1. Truth

    Ageing unusually badly, unfortunately.

    Considering how incredibly hot and sexy she was until her mid-twenties, this is as shocking as it is sad.

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      1. Doctor Dick

        You have spelt "Hanzo the Cock Sucker" wrong! From your comment, I can't tell whether you want pegging by Spankmaster or Scarlett. Although I'm pretty sure it's both. FYI, Spankmaster will be cheaper and more enthusiastic.

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          1. Spankmaster

            Get back to arsefucking Russell Brand, Dockie. You know you want to and with any luck, you’ll both fuck each other to death. There we are, reality check, free of charge…

    1. Truth

      No, she does not. At this time of her life, she has become incapable of looking good, regardless of whether she wants to or tries or not.

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  2. Severin

    When she's smiling you can see how much of her face is frozen with botox.

    The "Nicole Kidman look," so popular with older actresses in Hollywood.

    #IShitOnRussia

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