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  1. peter dobson

    Lovely sexy lady and she smells amazing like a field of wild flowers (I smelled her once in a hug in Las Vegas)

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    1. Doctor Dick

      Peter is talking about his Grindr page. Where he displays his well-worn ringpiece with a flower tucked into it. He can't stand this scrawny dumbass. Mainly because more guys knock one out looking at her rather than Peter's flowered ringpiece/Petterdobson's ringpiece @ Grindr. Happy viewing.

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  2. Belch

    There is absolutely no way that her arse doesn’t taste exactly like cotton candy. It’s just not possible.

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    1. Donald Trump is a flaming twat.

      Her arse smells like Kelce's cock, he rawdogs her nightly. But if that's the taste you're into, I suppose it's Pride Month.

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  3. Marcus Aurelius

    Women who think for themselves terrify me.
    Independently wealthy women terrify me.
    Beautiful and talented women terrify me.

    No one terrifies me more than Taylor Swift.

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  4. Truth

    An absolute goddess here on earth. I wouldn’t be worthy of wiping her arse, as thrilling an honour as that would be for me.

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  5. BigBallz

    I’m queer, but I’d consider making an exception for Miss Swift. If the Alpha Female can’t fix me, no one can fix me.

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  6. 2 l8 m8

    You lot are lightweights. I would stab my mother in the throat with a ballpoint pen for a chance to sniff her knickers.

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  7. Dark D

    I can play this game…
    If Taylor were urinating in my face, I would get most of it in my mouth when opening it to graciously thank her.

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  8. Us All

    Trumpers feel the need to disparage her at every opportunity, but in reality most of them are virgins (unless they’re rapists) and would cut off a damn finger to touch a woman as hot as Taylor Swift.

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    1. Georgia97

      You sounded sincere (and a lot more heterosexual) above when you said “An absolute goddess here on earth. I wouldn’t be worthy of wiping her arse, as thrilling an honour as that would be for me.”

      Get it together, mate.

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  9. Bkhuna

    I'll say this. If I woke up tomorrow with an eleven-inch tongue, the first thing I'd want to do with it would be to cram every inch of it up Taylor Swift's arse (preferably after she's gone for a jog).

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  10. Truth

    There are three kinds of men. Those who recognize the perfection of Taylor Swift, gay guys, and blind guys.

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