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      1. klawicki

        Exactly. Her tits always get larger and smaller as she gains and loses weight. Every photo of her proves this fact of nature, but idiots have to be idiots.

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        1. yourmomisworthfivecents

          Everyone forgets that she had no tits, then she disappeared for months and returned with tits. Yup, grew a size or two in a few months naturally, right you fucking no-nothing morons who couldn't spot a fake tit if your mum's labia depended on it. Go back to fucking your goats and sisters, leave the very difficult task of using your eyesight to the big boys. Fucking no-dick retards.

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          1. SwiftLovingCouple

            Returned a year later, not months, with at least 30 pounds of weight on her two. Prior to taking the year away from the public, she had an eating disorder throughout her career which, when you have one during puberty, stunts the growth of your breasts but they still develop once you start eating normally. It is very common in gymnasts. They aren't out of proportion for her body, so my guess is they are natural, with the help of some contouring makeup, push-up bra, and tape.

          2. God

            We appreciate your using logic to educate “yourmomisworthfivecents”, but there’s something you should know. He has Down syndrome.

          3. yourmomisworthfivecents

            Oh yeah a YEAR LATER. Nice fucking story. She went a year without being on stage or writing music or award shows. I bet you have a cardboard cut out of Taylor Swift with a hole in it, a really small hole that you stick your little pin needle dick through. I'm not going to mince words, I hate her music but she is a good songwriter whether I like it or not. That doesn't mean she doesn't have fake tits. Oh well now you're probably going to say she was gone for a decade and was bitten by a vampire and she looks that young because of the undead. Or maybe she used so much push-up tape it actually ended up being like a Wonder bra. Or maybe you're just so fucking retarded that the short bus can't even pick you up.

    2. FuzzyBritches

      What does it matter if she had them done? They look great, not ridiculously large.

      You fucking incel morons piss & complain about women with small breasts. Then if they get them enhanced, you piss & moan even more. I'd say make up your minds, but you're all too stupid to have actual thoughts of your own.

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  5. Truth

    I hate the bloody dumb face of this talentless bitch.

    But I still have to respect that she got a boob job instead of frustratedly settling for her tiny flat tits.

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    1. SwiftLovingCouple

      Talentless? You are funny! One of the best songwriters in history and most awarded musician but yeah, she doesn't have talent. You sound like a bitter angry person and I'm happy her face makes you mad because you'll be seeing it for decades to come.

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    1. klawicki

      It is definitely a push-up bra. She appeared on stage one year ago when she was thinner and without a bra.

      https://thefappeningblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Taylor-Swift-Sexy-The-Fappening-Blog-2.jpg

      Bitter incels struggle to come up with aspersions to cast, so they illogically claim she’s had her breasts enhanced. They’ve been doing it for a decade.

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    4. Tommy

      Yeah. About her legs… Thousands of people visit a Reddit every day that is dedicated to the breathtaking perfection of her legs, you nitwit. r/TaylorSwiftsLegs

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          1. Doctor Dick

            I fear this process began some time ago :-( It is now known that Neolithic man was stronger than we are, smarter than we are, and even had a larger brain.

  9. Bkhuna

    I’ll say this. If I woke up tomorrow with an eleven inch tongue, the first thing I’d want to do with it would be to cram every inch of it up Taylor Swift’s arse (preferably after she’s gone for a jog).

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    1. God

      You believe all women are useless and overrated. You're gay.

      You're all about sucking cock and taking it up your fat arse.

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  14. Chester

    There are certain women given the opportunity that you must sleep with, Taylor is one of them. It's like seeing Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster. You may not be able to prove it but it gives you one hell of a story to tell.

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  15. Davidson

    Taylor is the greatest artist of our times, she will be spoken about in the same company as Elvis and The Beatles. So many sad little incel haters in these comments. Taylor laughs at you from her mansion, while counting her hundreds of millions of pounds!

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  16. Gadget

    I've never really been into scat. That said, if Taylor Swift asked me to lick her arsehole clean after a Taco Bell fuelled-raging liquid dump, I'd reach for my wallet and ask, "What will this privilege cost me, sweetheart?".

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  17. peter dobson

    I met her once in Las Vegas in 2010 while I was there with my wife. She was so sweet and smelled like a field full of wild flowers, which I still remember. She took the time to talk to everyone and took selfies with anyone who wanted one. Such a nice lady. And super beautiful.

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  18. jamcan

    She has a good sense of melody, but her lyrics are often spiteful and more whiny than Billie Eilish. She's also quite bad live. As for looks, she's got the cute football mum thing going on, but that's it.

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  22. wally

    If anyone else pissed in my face, I would close my mouth and eyes. Not Taylor Swift. For her, I would open my mouth and eyes as wide as possible. :)

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