Tinashe shows off her cleavage as she leaves from the Delilah restaurant in West Hollywood, 09/08/2018. Tinashe is showing off her midriff while wearing camouflage pants and white pumps.
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Tinashe shows off her cleavage as she leaves from the Delilah restaurant in West Hollywood, 09/08/2018. Tinashe is showing off her midriff while wearing camouflage pants and white pumps.
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She's a mudshark?
She's obviously not a cave bish or into little ching-chongs and their tiny peckers.
20 min of squeezing the blood in my head hoping that I don't faint and 3 full sec pounding her flesh. I'd say, job well done! I'm outta here...
She is absolutely gorgeous
This sexy whore is a low class individual.
Must have been posted by a very low IQ individual.
Hot as fuck
I will get in before Jeremy Fucking Clarkson does in saying the hows and whys of her being his latest porn conquest in taking her up the arse and state that I find her so gorgeous that I will happily creampie her to death, while doing my usual rodeo performance of cowboy hat waving and "Ride 'em in, Rawhide!" shouting. All who find this distasteful are quite willing to go fuck yourselves....
Distasteful? God no. You can do it tonight with the Angels, Spanky. Don’t forget your hat - you won’t have time to go home to get it if you do.
Hey JC, looks like Spanky is getting stuck into your very 'sloppy seconds'.
PPS. Hey JC, Word to the wise. Matt Le Blanc was in the pound shop earlier, buying two for a pound strap-on chin dildos. He said one at the front and one at the back. I think he's gunning for your reputation and aiming to 'out anus you'. I was at the checkout and said 'No one can out anus JC, you know that Le Blanc.' I don't like to say this JC but one or two people wouldn't look me in the eye.
Hey Spanky, I think I should warn you that that 'cream pie' up her arse is some of Jeremy's earlier work.
Where is he? Where’s my mate July Caesar?
Hey JC, the 'bat signal' last time was, and I quote:
'Not classically pretty, is he?
I mean “she”.'
I think July's nose will be twitching once he gets a sniff of that!
Sad news, James. July is no longer with us.
I've just had word from his best friend, Tinarse, that he hanged himself last Tuesday. Apparently, he was distraught when Tinarse confirmed all our suspicions and lobbed his brown dodger on the kitchen table. July never recovered from the shock and decided to end it and join his god in heaven.
So he won't be coming to tonight's Angel orgy. Which means more Angels for the rest of us - hooray!
JC, don't go shooting your load too early. James and I saw Matt 'two dildo's' Le Blank in the pound shop earlier. There was a chap with him with a bag on his head. Nothing so odd you say. Get this. There was a biro sketch of your anus and the words July Caesar was here. It's him JC. July Caesar. You must do something JC. Team JC don't want to go down.
Hey JC, When I was round at yours foaming up the fish, I glanced at this week's 'Anus Review - Coronation Street Edition', fresh in the bag. I'll drop it round. It's got a 3D spread on Helen Worth's Anus, and it's good, you can almost smell it.
I think if you can combine this with sucking on some of your dirty knickers (skid marks) collection, you will leave the Angels' arseholes smoking in the morning. Put out the fire!!
I'm just worried Le Blanc will be able to sniff out the Angels' arses. And you know what he's like with a chin dildo. I'm afraid Mrs C will be left gaping in both orifices in no time. Le Blanc gets through at least 3 arseholes before breakfast.
Start sniffing JC, and I'll be round soon with Hammond.
PPS. I'll be bringing a Tesco's bag full of chin dildos, JC. If the mag fails, go in Le Blanc style, chin dildo front and back. Don't let that cunt out-anal you, JC.
Word to the wise JC, I'm pretty sure July Caesar is a 'septic tank' so he'd be sleeping now (girls nighty, knickers and butt plug no doubt). So he might get in touch when all those mangy cunts wake up.
Hey JC. You know our mate July Caesar might be right. She's not bad for a tranny, but not worth a wank. I hid Mrs Clarkson's false teeth in the fish tank last night so think I'll go and jizz all over her gummy chops.
Hey JC. Just to warn you. After jizzing on Mrs Clarkson I washed my junk in the fish tank. It's looking really foamy now and all the fish are dead.
Not again, James! I just changed the water yesterday. For fuck's sake.
Greetings, esteemed forum members! Recently, I came across a website called ECOP.SU. The site seems decent, but after reading some feedback, it's unclear who is posting what. So, does anyone know this site and who is registered there? Please tell me how interesting and good this portal is. Thank you.
Quite.
The Jeremy Fucking Clarkson website seems decent ANUS but after checking the cat links, it's unclear who I don't think it would fit what it prints.. Anyone knows this site and if Matt Le Blanc is registered there?
Sorry JC, I could only translate a little bit of it.
Cheers James - I always suspected Eugene was a cheeky cunt - you've just confirmed it.
Excellent research. Keep it up.
Team JC Rocks, JC.
I hope she has pubes.
I believe she has a full set of bollocks and a hairy arse!
You are thinking of James May.
Thanks Shazbot. Proud owner of a full set and a hairy arse.
I tarded that reply. Back in my cage.
Absolutely smoking hot. Of course, she's half white. All of the hot 'black' girls have a white parent.
I just wanted to send a heartfelt apology to all my friends who came to the Travel Lodge last night for Anal Angel Fest 2018.
I genuinely had no idea that the Angels have a lifetime ban from every Travel Lodge for their recent dirty protest at the one on the M6 southbound. They never told me, the lying bitches.
I won't be rebooking them after they messed us about so much.
Thank you to Spanky, James, Richard, Az (sp?), Nacho and Lottery for your understanding - I hope the prostate massage that each of you received from Mrs C goes some way towards compensating you for your disappointment. I'll be back in touch when I've selected another bunch of whores for our next session - I won't let you down.
Hey JC. I was only there hoping to get Mrs C's finger up my arse. So the night was a great success. Did you manage to get your finger out of Spanky's arse in the end?
Not yet, James. Still waiting for him to relax.
It's getting a bit awkward - I'm supposed to be going to Parents' Evening tonight.
PPS JC, sorry I couldn't stay later but I was desperate to take a dump and wanted to get there before the postman emptied the letterbox.